Song Parodies -> "Rick Santorum (Government in your Hair)"

Original Song Title:

"San Francisco (Flowers in your Hair)"

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"Rick Santorum (Government in your Hair)"

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The Lyrics

This guy wants to set the country back to the Dark Ages. Forget the Taliban and Sharia Law----we got Rick Santorum and the Holy Roller Republicans. Women---beware. They have their sights set on your rights!

If you're voting for Rick San-torum
He's sure to have some laws that are unfair
If you're voting for Rick San-torum
You're gonna see the government in your hair

For those who'll vote for Rick San-torum
Washington will be a f**kin' nightmare!
At the rallies for Rick San-torum
Whacko people with brains made up of air

All across our nation, there's so much frustration
People are votin'........
There's a lot of deception; they wanna' ban contraception!
and legal abortion! (ban) legal abortion???

For those who'll vote for Rick San-torum
We're sure to have some laws that are unfair!
If you vote with Rick San-torum
Government will be a f**kin' nightmare!

If you vote for Rick Santorum
The next 4 years will be a f**kin' nightmare!

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John Barry - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment

You understate the horror that a Santorum presidency would be.

Patriot - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Yes, it is scary to have 4 creeps running: a rich outsider Mormon cultist, a sweater-vested Conservative Christian fanatic, a self-proclaimed, self-reformed lobbyist (oops, paid historical consultant), and a Libertarian isolationist! Obama doesn't actually look that bad in this light, which is horrible in and of itself!!! But if you vote Obama you vote for $25 Trillion debt by '16. There may not be a United States by then but a new Third World nation!!!

Patrick - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Santorum would be under the leftist media spotlight and would have no chance in hell of enacting any sort of restrictions on contraception or abortion. The media are all Obama cheerleaders and will support him in any radical, destructive policies he decides to pursue.

Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Jesus says Rick Santorum has a phony theology.

Squire Malloy - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Senator Sanatorium is even scaring regular Republicans. Watch them run back to Mitt. Big corporate media (like there's any other kind) will not support a nut.

VA full of pansies - February 25, 2012 - Report this comment

The left has been scaring everybody about abortion repeal since the 70's. Here's a fact, if Obowelmovement appoints one more idiot to the supreme court, say goodbye to the second ammendment.

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