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Song Parodies -> "San Francisco"

Original Song Title:

"San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Scott Mackenzie

Parody Song Title:

"San Francisco"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

based on the latest south park episode......
whiffin' no san francisco
be sure to wear...protective clothing, there
sniffin' no san francisco
you're gonna meet...some fetid folks with hair

my nose was san francisco
summertime...must be abysmal, there
what a san francisco
smelly people...whose showering is rare

its just mass stagnation
to risk inhalation....
i have no notion
they eat just vegetation
fouls their elimination
when bowels in motion
when bowels in motion

i'm san francisco
gas mask, i wear
i cower from the air
things sure san francisco
summertime...will be abysmal, there

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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John Barry - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
No need to shower: it rains every f*cking day, soon to be slip sliding away. 5s
Paul Robinson - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
But JB - now it rains EVERY DAY down here in "Sunny Southern California" It was POURING at times during last evening and then the early morning hours here...even some hail...5 clothepins for each nostril and to clip on your lip to keep out the foulness.
south park al - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and paul
Rick C - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Didn't see the SP episode but, the parody was good. 555
south park al - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick

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