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Song Parodies -> "Dopey Kobe"
Original Song Title:
"Wooly Bully"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs
Parody Song Title:
"Dopey Kobe"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
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Uno - dos -
Warrants - to - num'ro - ocho!
(Hey!)
(Dopey Kobe!)
(Watch 'im now, watch 'im!)
(He getcha!)
Jackson calls Shaq-ee
About a thing he views:
Do ya recognize that bald guy
On the evening news?
DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH!
Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe! - Mopey Kobe! - Holy Moley!
Out in Colorado
There's a local lass
Went to his hotel room
And got har-assed
DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH!
Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe! - Lonely Kobe! - Hopeless Kobe!
(Scored 'n Eagle! Scored 'n Eagle!)
Bought a new ring for Vanessa
Wit' a bling bling stone
Will he lose a ring for Payton
And Karl Malone?
DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH!
Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe! - Lowly Kobe! - Phony Kobe!
(Watch 'im now, watch 'im!)
(They got 'im, they got 'im!)
Warrants - to - num'ro - ocho!
(Hey!)
(Dopey Kobe!)
(Watch 'im now, watch 'im!)
(He getcha!)
Jackson calls Shaq-ee
About a thing he views:
Do ya recognize that bald guy
On the evening news?
DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH!
Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe! - Mopey Kobe! - Holy Moley!
Out in Colorado
There's a local lass
Went to his hotel room
And got har-assed
DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH!
Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe! - Lonely Kobe! - Hopeless Kobe!
(Scored 'n Eagle! Scored 'n Eagle!)
Bought a new ring for Vanessa
Wit' a bling bling stone
Will he lose a ring for Payton
And Karl Malone?
DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH!
Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe! - Lowly Kobe! - Phony Kobe!
(Watch 'im now, watch 'im!)
(They got 'im, they got 'im!)
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Loved it!!
wow. this IS great. ha ha. (not being sarcastic, sorry if it sounds like it)
Good job, spaff. The moral of the story is you play, you pay.
The first line alone was worth it. "Warrants to num'ro ocho!"
Thanks, Pat & Static & Michaelopedia. And Wild: I'm afraid this story is devoid of morals.
my buddy loved it too.
(ABC) Good one!
(ABC) Dopey Kobe....the Eigthth Anti-Dwarf? Funny stuff, Mighty Spaff!
I'm sorry I missed this one. Entertaining as always.
(ABC) Funny song...just hearing the title makes me giggle...555 (good job in parodying the adlibs, too)
(ABC) Voted before...still very funny!
Good one, Spaff
Infinitely better than the original. But that's not saying much. I dunno... I've seen better... I'm gonna have to give it 4s.
Too funny.
really off the wall stuff..!
Thanx, Static's buddy & Smeagol & Johnny Dangle & RJP & Aggro & Patagio (again) & Gollum & menimen & Jeffaroo & Ms. Detox!
Second time voting's a charm
Not as good as your others. I was surprised really. But congrats. to you the mighty spaff.
Yeah. Well. I set the bar too high with "Anal Vice."
Spaff, I don't see where you missed anything here...pace-wise OR humor-wise, you wise-guy...5's ~ ~ ~ Hmmm...I wrote one about the "Kobe in Colorado" situation...but it wouldn't make it past the site "content" rules...and I don't feel like posting it over on the "sick" side...
Wow, P-Rob, to what do I owe the honor of you checking out my oldies?
And if you ever DO post yours on Whatfreaks, be sure to send me the link.
And if you ever DO post yours on Whatfreaks, be sure to send me the link.
LOL one of my favs,great job! 555!
Thanx, Local Celeb.
Youre welcome!
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