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Song Parodies -> "Fittin' in Riza Wood"

Original Song Title:

"Little Red Riding Hood"

Original Performer:

Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs

Parody Song Title:

"Fittin' in Riza Wood"

Parody Written by:

Violet T. Riol

The Lyrics

How is it that she got paid so good?
Paul embedded in Riza wood

He embedded in Riza wood
For that he paid her good
Got her a big raise for raisin' Wolfie's want
Of lechery

He slipped in Riza wood
Some don't think Bank director should
Give such perks to the purse-stuffed nooky he bones

What big prize she gits
For parting thighs for Wolfowitz
Some think that the Bank's board oughta chase
This crooked war criminal outa the place

What a full till she has
She's filled by ill Paul, who's bad
Yet in the top chair sits this disgrace
Who's compin' Riza for sittin' on his face

He's not a cheap coot in his con
But the cover off the con's blown
He's throwin' her more than, so to speak, just a bone

Fittin' in Riza wood
He just bankrolled her 'cause he could
Bad Wolfowitz got him a natty-threaded ho'

What a big heart he has
For compin' layabout lass
Fillin' Riza with wood
Wolfowitz pays her real good
She kept Wolfie satisfied,
Her purse and puss opened wide
Favoritism disgrace
For pay she favors him with face

Fillin' Riza with wood
In turn payin' her good
That must be why they call him a neoCON
Ooooohhhh. Steals from Bank, Baaannnk...

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