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Song Parodies -> "Fuzzy Wuzzy"

Original Song Title:

"Wooly Bully"

Original Performer:

Sam The Sham and the Pharaohs

Parody Song Title:

"Fuzzy Wuzzy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I think I could make a career out of parodying this song .... but I wont. This should be my last "Wooly Bully" This one is about a game of Fuzzy Wuzzy between grandmother and grandchild that goes terribly awry
Uno Dos ..... One Two Tres Cuatro

(Cue newly-unvocalized ten power chord intro .......)

Hey! .. Fuzzy Wuzzy!

Was he now! Was he now! .. Here we pun, here we pun
Was he now, you'll get it

Grammy told Pammy
About a bear she saw
Was shorn of fur
With a hairless jaw
Fuzzy Wuzzi-i-i-i-i-ie! Was he fuzzy?
Was he fuzzy? Fuzzy Wuzzy. Was he fuzzy?

Pammy told Grammy
That her joke was lame
Let's not be like infants
Come and spurn word games
Fuzzy Wuzzi-i-i-i-ie! Wasn't funny
Wasn't funny, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Wasn't funny

Wasn't now! Wasn't Now! Wasn't!

(Damn! Damn! .... Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!)

(Cue soothing sax riff as Grammy tries to control her anger, apparent without success)
(Yeah, Try! Try! Try!)

Grammy told Pammy
That's not where it's at
Your mother is a crackhead
You little ingrate brat*
Fuzzy Wuzzi-i-i-i-e! Was he fuzzy?
Was he fuzzy? Fuzzy Wuzzy, Was he fuzzy?

Tell me now! Tell me now! Yeah, you know!
You got me? You got me?

(Damn! Damn! ... Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! .....)
*Alternate last line -- Your mother is a crackhead; Bet you DINT know that

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 17

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 5   8

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annimal - October 03, 2016 - Report this comment
I missed something
Jonathan - October 03, 2016 - Report this comment
if you do so happen to write more "Wooly Bully" parodies I won't complain you have a knack for 'em I think! 5's

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