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Song Parodies -> "Illing Hillie"

Original Song Title:

"Wooly Bully"

Original Performer:

Sam The Sham and the Pharaohs

Parody Song Title:

"Illing Hillie"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Huma. Goes. ... "One, two, tres, toss her"

(WRONG! WRONG! .. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!)

Hey! ... Illing Hillie
Watch her now! Watch her now! ... Here we go, here we go
Watch her now, she's slipping

Huma floats ruma
About the thing they saw
Was stiff as board
'Twas Pneumon-i-a
Illing Hilli-i-i-ie! .. Illing Hillie
Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie

Huma quash rumas
That she couldn't stand
Let there be no filming
Toss her in the van
Illing Hilli-i-i-ie! .. Illing Hillie
Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie

Watch her now, watch her now, watch her

(WRONG! WRONG! .. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!)

(Break to 25-second, up-tempo sax riff to distract the attention of the Les Deplorables as the Hillary Scooby van makes a break for the Pulmonary ICU inside Chelsea's apartment)

Yeah! ... Drive! Drive! Drive!*

Huma needs ruma
That pneumonia's mild
Get the body double
Have her hug a child
Illing Hilli-i-i-ie! .. Illing Hillie
Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie, Illing Hillie

Watch her now, watch her now .. here we go
We got her, we got her

(WRONG! WRONG! .. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! ........)
*What Shammin' Sam is actually saying during the sax riff

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 12

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Randy Hearn - September 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Ha Ha!! 5's!
4Her - September 21, 2016 - Report this comment
November 8th and it's all over. The Trump scum Alt.Righters and hate mongers can go crawl back under their rocks.
Peter Andersson - September 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Hillary's got pneumonia. Trump's got Melania. Which do you prefer?
Jonathan - September 21, 2016 - Report this comment
^ Melania Trumps pneumonia! 5's
Lucy Lement - September 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Your edgy lyrics catch the beat of the song! I liked your choice of "Huma" and "ruma" for "Hatty" and "Matty"
Callmelennie - September 21, 2016 - Report this comment
And all the chatter by the bandleader, Sam the Sham, matches the situation that was caught on film almost perfectly. I wasn't aware of that when I first started the parody. Oh hey, the Security Code for this comment is LUS

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