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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Bully"

Original Song Title:

"Wooly Bully"

Original Performer:

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny Bully"

Parody Written by:

Ralph Paterno

The Lyrics

Political parody on John Bolton, President Bush's appointment for ambassador to the U.N.
Spoken: Hey Mikey, what's all this stuff about John Bolton and the U.N.?
Well, let me tell you about it Betty.

Townsel wrote Congress about the things she saw
A bully man shouting threats, and beating on her door
Bully bully, bully bully
Johnny bully, what a bully, Johnny bully

When they asked him 'bout the U.N., he said "there's no such thing"
There's only 1 view that matters, and that's the U.S.A.'s
Johnny Bully, bully bully
Johnny bully, full of bully, Johnny bully

Spoken: Hey Mikey, why'd we appoint a guy to the U.N. that hates the U.N.?
Good question Betty, maybe we don't like the U.N.
But Mikey, how could we not like an organization that is committed to international cooperation and security?
Don't you get it Betty?

We don't want to hear from all the small fries, we want to get our own way.
Bomb who we wanna bomb tomorrow, sell what we want to sell today.
We're the bullies, bully bullies
Playground bullies, world-class bullies, bully bullies.

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John Jenkins - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Not a bad parody, but Mr. Bolton doesn't hate the UN - he thinks the UN has room for improvement. And how could he not think that about an organization that refused to enforce the "severe consequences" of Resolution 1441 and perpetrated the Oil for Food scandal?

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