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Song Parodies -> "What Klondike Fool Am I"

Original Song Title:

"What Kind Of Fool Am I"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"What Klondike Fool Am I"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

What Klondike Fool Am I
To give for bars I love
All neath the sky, or in the sea,
Or whatever you're thinking of

What smooth ice cream is this?
With chocolate shell-
A wrap of foil, in which
That sinful taste must dwell

What thrills for lips like these
They drool with every bite
So much, I stuff my face all day
And dream of them every night

Why can't I own the plant
Devour every gram
And maybe then they'll know
What Klondike Fool I Am

Why can't I lick and rant
Till I don't give a damn..
And then the world will know
What Kondike Fool I Am..

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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 4   0
 5   7

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Royce Miller - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
5's from me
alvin rhodes - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
i understand, like thee, i would do a lot of weird things for a klondike
Serafina - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Now I'm hungry after reading this! Great job, AFW.
hec - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Flawless, simply FLAWLESS...
Stephen Harrington - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
555, while I don't know the original song, I love ice cream.
AFW - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for votes and comments
Larry Hensley - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
What would I do for this parody? I'll comment, and give 555's
AFW - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry

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