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Song Parodies -> "What Kind Of Tool Have I"

Original Song Title:

"What Kind Of Fool Am I"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr

Parody Song Title:

"What Kind Of Tool Have I"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Aknowledgement to Royce Miller, who done this song with the title of "What Kind Of Tool Am I"...This tool has a little different angle..
What kind of tool have I?
barely enough to shove
Poor little guy's a lonely one,
he never gets no love
What kind of man has this? a mini snip
A tiny blip, and tip, for which no gal would flip

What kind of nads are these?
Just shrunken nothingness
I guess the secret now, is out,
I'm left all alone like this
Why can't my trousers bulge,
like every other guy ?
And make me proud to show
What Kind Of Tool Have I
What kind of package, here?
It's never found a wife
I think I'll send away enhancement pay
And change my life?
Won't need to stuff a glove, or socks,
Hear people laugh..
At last I'll show
What Kind Of Tool I have!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
here...add some fives

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