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Song Parodies -> "The Bogeyman, can"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis jr.

Parody Song Title:

"The Bogeyman, can"

Parody Written by:

Niko Meyers

The Lyrics

Hey, Parents! Gather around. I'm here to teach your kids a valuable lesson. Is your kid a bully, a brat, or naughty? Or could they be spoiled? You have come to the right man. Why? I'll tell you why!

Who can take your children? (Who can take your children?)

Who has snake-like eyes? (Snake-like eyes)

Take your kids away and give them to some other guy, the Bogeyman. (The Bogeyman)

The Bogeyman, can. (The Bogeyman, can)

Who can watch them sleeping? (Who can watch them sleeping)

Take them when they dream? (Take them when they dream)

When you wake up and there's no kid to see. The Bogeyman. (The Bogeyman)

Oh! The Bogeyman, can. (The Bogeyman, can)

And the Bogeyman, can, cause he puts them in the oven and make them really taste good. (Makes them really taste good)

The Bogeyman takes any kid you raise, to make them taste so delicious.

So if you don't want your kid to be demolished.

Start teaching your kids to be generous.

(Don't forget it!)

Who can watch your child? (Who can watch your child?)

If they don't behave? (If they don't behave)

Take them to a place where your kid can't escape. The Bogeyman. (The Bogeyman)

Ohhhhhhhhh! The Bogeyman, can. (The Bogeyman, can)

And the Bogeyman, can, cause he puts them in the oven and make them really taste good. (Makes them really taste good)

The Bogeyman takes any kid you raise, so you don't have to deal with the obstreperous.

So if you don't want your kid to be indecorous.

Make your kids to be magnanimous.

(I won't deny it)

Who can wait in their closet? (Who can wait in their closet?)

To wait for his chance? (Wait for his chance)

Grabbing the kid and go to his neverland? The Bogeyman. (The Bogeyman)

The Bogeyman, can. (The Bogeyman, can)

And the Bogeyman, can, cause he puts them in the oven and make them really taste good. (Makes them really taste good)

He's a demon who comes and cooks them up and eats them with a spoon. (Eats with a spoon)

To stop his plan, start making your kids to be good.

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Jonathan - May 29, 2018 - Report this comment
hehehe! this is pretty twisted! could be a funny "cautionary" tune for when kids are misbehaving! 5s

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