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Song Parodies -> "When Will I Turn Two"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can I Turn To"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"When Will I Turn Two"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When will I turn two,
I'm sick 'a this "One" stuff
Still carried around,
Fall down on the ground
No toys like tech fun stuff

Nip bottles to syr'p me
Need someone to burp me
It's hell every day
Can't walk right, or play
Old relatives slurp me..

Can't wait for my birthday,
I'll be one glad camper
I'll toss off my blanky,
Unpin this fat hanky,
Get out there and scamper..

Big world, where I'll learn new..
A "Shoes on my feet" day
Can't wait till I turn two,
And just play..away...

Can't wait till I turn two,
The world needs my say.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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John Barry - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Cute, in a good way.
Rick C - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
So YOU'RE the one's guy! Good work, AFW! 555
AFW - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, John....Ya' busted me, Rick...but with an's the highest number I know
Rob Arndt - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Cherubic-555!!! (I can only imagine the Cherubim class of angelic beings, being the guardians of the presence of God, looking at infant human babies with wings on them, and not even 4 of them... and wondering WTH???)!!! Btw, Satan (aka Lucifer, aka Halel) is of the Cherubim class- their leader. First light sabers (fiery swords) were angelic-made (Adam and Eve's expulsion from the Garden of Eden)! In weapons chronology the angels beat man (no Germans at that time) :(
Meriadoc - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Ah - the 'terrible twos' approacheth. Then Ma and Pa will be praying for 3.
AFW - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, seem well informed on a wide variety of subjects...and thanks, Meriadoc..probably a good deduction from the parents standpoint...those ultra-early years were, no doubt, the best years of our life, and sadly, most of us have very little recollection of them.
Neelix - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Kes, my dear, you don't look a day over one.

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