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Song Parodies -> "What Kind Of Stool Am I"

Original Song Title:

"What Kind Of Fool Am I"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"What Kind Of Stool Am I"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

What kind of stool am I,
Inside, my waters gush
White collar round, on me, is found,
Handle that makes me flush..

The kind of life I lead
Is misery...
Here in this bowl of mine
So many poo and pee..

Abused with hips and knees
A virtual butt abyss..
Subjected to loud grunts,
And God-awful groans, like this...

There should be more respect
I serve society..
Why is my lot to be a pot
Of impropriety ?

I hate the place I dwell
Here in a Motel Six..
Why not a spot that's hot,
Like Hollywood..to serve a miss
Some lovely sexy babe,
Like sweet J-Lo, or Pam..
Then I know I'd be satisfied
To be the stool I am...

Yes, I know I'd be satisfied
To be the stool I am...



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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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alvin - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
you actually had me feeling sorry for a turd...lol
Agrimorfee - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I was hoping for a parody about furnishings...but ...
MasonR - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Nothing to poo-poo here!
TJC - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny *stuff*! Finally a song from the Tidy Bowl Man's perspective!
Andria - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW, yet another nice job on a toilet humor-themed parody. 5s.
LittleViewVotrix - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Perhaps " A Room with a View" , Sir L'Air ? ?
AFW - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agri, alvin, MasonR, TJC, Andria, and LCC
Tommy Turd-le - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
May your toidy find a Newley-inspired life -- a better lot for your pot -- song is hot, 5's, eh wot?
Timmy1000 - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Great title and song - oh, gotta go, if you know what I mean.
2Eagle - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
You can't keep a good PooMeister down.
Peregrin - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW, this was a crap song, but I mean that in a good way!
AFW - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy, Timmy, and 2Eag. and Peregrin

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