Poop it, law wants to know,
What's up your cu-ler-o *?
Way in your lower track what be, what be?
Poop it, please don't be shy,
What's in your brown nose eye?
Just pass some rubber sharts for me...

So would you do a squat or two,
So we can ass-ess?
While ranger who is guarding you looks up your address.
For we'd love a swirl of pungent so please assist,
Pinch off a few bricks, oh-o-oh...

Poop it, law wants to know,
Who are you mulein' fo'?
Way in your lower track what be, what be?
Poop it, please don't be shy,
Waz up cool arrow guy?
Just pass some rubber sharts for me.

Now poop it you cu-ler-o make a brown log for me,
Or promise you'll be sittin' here for eternity.
Up near your spleen in loculus ** we know you conceal,
Dump out your last meal, oh-o-oh...

Poop it, law wants to know,
What's up your cu-ler-o?
Way in your lower track what be, what be?
Poop it, please don't be shy,
What's in your brown nose eye?
Just pass some rubber sharts for me,

Just pass some rubber sharts for me,
Just pass some rubber sharts for me...