Song Parodies -> "Poll Man"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Man"

Original Performer:

Sam and Dave

Parody Song Title:

"Poll Man"

Parody Written by:

Quidproquoman

The Lyrics

How the Pollsters manipulate and help LIBERALS to steal elections.Sung to the tune of SOUL MAN

As I tell you what to think , just do as you're told.
Say nothing! Let us be the news as your mind goes cold.
We don't regret it. You've got nothing.
You're worried! Election's coming.

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

Get what we want - that's our way.
We're mindbenders , you'd better...
Watch just what you say.
So, GORE will just have to sweat.
About what voters see,and hopes they forget.

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

A lie to the public and spread some hope, and with these lies we hope we'll win.
We're no dope - we're the media and we are liberals best friend.

Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah).

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

(repeat and fade

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