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Song Parodies -> "Libya's Green Nuns"

Original Song Title:

"The Flying Nun"

Original Performer:

Sally Field

Parody Song Title:

"Libya's Green Nuns"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

With Gadhafi in hiding or running, some have asked whatever happed to his elite female bodyguards- the Green Nuns??? They were hand-picked virgin female bodyguards that Gadhafi had clothed in colorful uniforms and armed with AKs and MPs. Often seem with him at diplomatic functions, traveling, or entertaining... they slowly faded away b/c the Mad Colonel raped them and had them replaced with men!!!
Gadhafi needed guards,
In virgins he put trust,
We preferred to take up arms,
Colorful uniforms, the “Green Nuns”- that’s us!!!

AKs by our sides,
Protect him with our lives,
Until he raped us, replaced by guys,
We sure hope that MF dies!!!

We were his bodyguards,
Our leader was plain nuts,
Still, we kept him from all harm,
But he humiliated and defiled us!!!

Nobody on his side,
Now running for his life,
Where now are all his MALE bodyguards?
We sure hope that MF dies!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Rick Rands - September 06, 2011 - Report this comment
So this guy had a harem of nuns with guns??? From his clothing I thought he might be either Gay or copied MC Hammer's wardrobe!!!
WCJ - September 09, 2011 - Report this comment
These little nuns have all! Great parody Rob! 5's! :-)

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