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Song Parodies -> "Tried A Kangaroo Pouch, Ouch"

Original Song Title:

"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolf Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Tried A Kangaroo Pouch, Ouch"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Tried a wall a' bees buzz, Cuz
Tried a wall a' bees buzz
Whomped Ol' Willy a sting, Bing
A bit extreme, guess it was

All together now,
Tried a kangaroo pouch, ouch!
Tried a kangaroo pouch
Quite an Austrailian grouch, ouch!
Skip that kangaroo pouch..

Tried a cockatoo's beak, Zeke
Tried a cockatoo's beak
Nipped me nearly in two, Lou
Intensive care for a week..

Tried a kangaroo pouch, ouch!
Tried a kangaroo pouch
What an Austrailian grouch, ouch!
Skip that Austrailian grouch..

Bobbed a koala's back, Jack
Bobbed a koala's back
I ain't recommending this track, Mack
Koala's have teeth and attack..

Tried an aboe ho goose, Bruce
Tried an aboe ho goose
Great, until tribes broke loose, Bruce
Had to sign a new truce..

All together now,
Tried a kangaroo pouch, ouch!
Tried a kangaroo pouch
They're an Austrailian grouch, ouch!
Scratch that kangaroo pouch..

I kinked with a platypus bill, Will
Kinked with platypus bill
Oh, it wasn't that much of a thrill, Will
Just not that much of a thrill..

Piped a didgeridoo, too
Piped a didgeridoo
Got caught, had to run, lost a shoe, Lou
So, no more didgeridoo..

All together now,
Tried a kangaroo pouch, ouch!
Tried a kangaroo pouch
Such an Austrailian grouch, ouch!
No more kangaroo pouch..

Should have stayed with the bed, Fred
Should have stuck with the bed
these perversions should not be tried, Clyde
I'm just lucky Willy isn't dead..

All together now,
Tried that kangaroo pouch, ouch!
Tried that kangaroo pouch
From now on, I'll stay just a couch slouch,
No more kangaroo pouch..

No more kangaroo pouch..


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John Barry - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
At least you didn't throw your shrimp on the barbie. LOL.
Invisible Boy - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
A menagerie of disturbing, but funny images
alvin - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
oh boy...a whole new continent's critters have joined the list of animals violated on amiright's hallowed pages...funny concept
Ann Hammond - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
had fun recalling this tune and singing
AFW - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for votes and comments
Kristof Robertson - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I quite liked this, AFW, but I didn't always follow it...and you didn't always follow the rhyme scheme of the OS. Still, kinky fun!
AFW - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof,...true, I deviated a bit, because of so much repitition in the original, I considered the boredom factor
PMS - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
You give new meaning to "Let's go Outback tonight".
MrMacphisto - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this was funny... :)
AFW - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, again...everyone
stuart mcarthur - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
hmm, yes well, although I'm in Australia, AFW, there's no I in Australia (well there's one i, yes, but not 2 eyes, er i's) - now I'm really confused - anyway, if you'd used "Nipped me nearly in two, Stu" I would have overlooked this petty quibble - j/k - 555
AFW - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stu...and thanks, for deservedly poking me in the "I"....I guess I was thinking of the "Trails" in Austra-lia..and "Stu" instead of "Lou" ..you're right, it definitely sounds more authentically AusTRALian..:)..and, please don't run spellcheck on me for this comment...I'm never really, absolutely, or positively confident about using one or two "L's" adverbally... :)
AFW - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I-don't believe I-T...now I left out an "I" in adverb-i-ally
Guy - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
You cooked everything except a bit about Crocks in crocks. Slow cooked crock in a crock pot just like mama used to make - mmmm - sooo good. I liked and didn't even notice any of the spelling snafus until someone and you pointed them out in the comments. Well done - AFW.
Meriadoc - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmmm.... what would AFW do with marsupials? Have sex with them of course! Hilarious parody.
Peregrin - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh heh, to use the Aussie vernacular, it was a rootin' tootin' good yarn :)

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