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Song Parodies -> "Her Anatomy's Flat, Sport"

Original Song Title:

"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"

Original Performer:

Rolf Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Her Anatomy's Flat, Sport"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

There's an old Australian stockman, sitting, drinking,
And he takes a big swig of his Dewey's
And he turns to his mates,
Who are gathered 'round him and he says:

She complains that it's small, Paul
She complains that it's small
Hardly see it at all, Paul
Barely there, it's so small
But she can't talk...

Her anatomy's flat, Sport
Her anatomy's flat
Flatter than that there mat, Sport
Even flatter than that

Likes a cockatoo too, Hugh
She likes a cockatoo, too
What you say, she's had you, too?
She likes a cockatoo, too
So I say


She may well koala way, hey
May well koala way
But she won't with me today, hey
Will not koala way
Altogether now:


Heil kookaburra jest, sport
I'll cook her barrel chest
Let kookaburra jest rest, sport
I'll cook her barrel chest
Altogether now:


Have a platypus duck, she'll,
Have a platypus duck.
Rhyming slang is such luck, she'll
Have a platypus duck.
Altogether now!


She'll play your digeridoo, Stu,
Play your digeridoo.
Wish she'd play with mine, too, Stu
Play my digeridoo.
Altogether now


Tiny, miniscule tits, it's
Tiny, miniscule tits
They look more like they're zits, it's
Tiny, miniscule tits
Altogether now!


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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 13

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John Barry - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Great wordplay, Phil!
alvin rhodes - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
you'll be gettin' some fives, to sing along to
Peter Andersson - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Above all the last verse is brilliant, but I do wonder if the Aussies will let you get away with insulting their women like this, my sixth sense do sense a parody about british women coming up real soon.
PMS - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This song gave me a thrill, Phil
Michael Pacholek - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
The song is funny, but I have a higher regard for Australian women as well. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with McLeod's other daughter.
AFW - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Make me laugh, your parody will, Phil...
stuart mcarthur - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
surely you don't get McLeod's Daughters over there, MP! - funny write, Phil - 555
John Jenkins - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked each verse, but "koala way" was the best. Very well done, Phil.
Peregrin - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice work Phil
Phil Alexander - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
:-D Thanks, all
JJ - I did wonder whether "koala way" was a twisted pronunciation too far, so thanks for spotting the joke :-)
Peter - that was my original chorus (which fits slightly better for "Tie me kangaroo down", I think), but it made the whole thing a bit more oppressive and less funny, if you see what I mean. But then, I had it as "bitch" rather than "it's", too... which I also bowdlerised.
carol - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
thourghly love it. 555
Michael Pacholek - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I think it's on "Lifetime: Television for Women," or some other such cable network, Stuart. But we do get it.

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