Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "It's A Kangaroo Court"

Original Song Title:

"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"

Original Performer:

Rolf Harris

Parody Song Title:

"It's A Kangaroo Court"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

SPOKEN: There's an old Australian singer in the courtroom. He's accused on twelve counts of sexually abusing young girls between 1968 and 1984. He stands up a little taller in the defendant's box, and 'e points 'is finger at the judge, and 'e says:

This is all a mistake, Jake
This is all a mistake
I never touched her with me snake, Blake
This is all a mistake


All together now
It's a kangaroo court, Sport
It's a kangaroo court
I've never done things of the sort, Mort
It's a kangaroo court

She told me she was eighteen, Gene
She told me she was eighteen
You judges should not be so mean, Dean
She told me she was eighteen


I'm an innocent man, Stan
I'm an innocent man
I never did fondle miss Anne, Dan
I'm an innocent man


I'm not guilty at all, Paul
I'm not guilty at all
I didn't push her 'gainst the wall, Paul
I'm not guilty at all


[The judge turns on an overhead projector and shows everyone a video of Rolf Harris's crimes. Everyone in the courtroom gasps as Rolf's recorded voice says:]

Feel right here by me leg, Meg
Feel right here by me leg
Just don't hurt me soft-boiled egg, Meg
Just touch me here by me leg


Play me didgeridoo, Sue
Play me didgeridoo
It's long and it's hard just for you, Sue
So play me didgeridoo


[Back in the present, Rolf shakes his head, realizing that the court is going to find him guilty.]

Play me songs when I'm gone, Don
Play me songs when I'm gone
Don't send me away for too long, Don
Just play me songs when I'm gone


So we sent ol' Rolf off to jail, Gail
We sent that man off to jail
For wanting that underage tail, Dale
We sent that Rolf off to jail

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Patrick - July 07, 2014 - Report this comment
I was hoping someone would catch the story. You captured it just fine. Hope they tan his hide.
Phil Alexander - July 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Nicely done - had a similar idea, but didn't come up with the "kangaroo court" sub which is spot on.
Bruno - July 18, 2014 - Report this comment
It's Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-lum, showing Meg his veg, diddle-iddle-iddle-lum. Good job
Peregrin - July 18, 2014 - Report this comment
It's rare that the sight/thought of a parody would make me cringe. Add to that I am an Aussie whose very childhood was partly spent watching Rolf on TV, when the allegations first arose, the reaction was "No, not Rolf!!!..." But it is what it is and the verdict is in. Accepting the touchiness of the subject matter, but also accepting that it is just a is a very well done one, Hu, 5s be for you.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1392