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Song Parodies -> "Queen Loved a Toad"
Original Song Title:
"King of the Road"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roger Miller
Parody Song Title:
"Queen Loved a Toad"
Parody Written by:
JollyJester
The Lyrics
Had some fun putting together this imaginary love story . . .
A beauty queen, a blue eyed blond
Met her true love who lived in a pond
He’s not a man, not a cat or dog
He’s an average looking frog
She said, your looks don’t matter to me
I can see you’ve got a fine pedigree
He’s that frog that gets what he wants
Queen loved a toad
She really loved him for his brain
All her friends thought she was insane
On his body were warts and tattoos
And he hopped around without any shoes
Still this frog, always treated her right
And she loved him both day and night
He’s that frog that gets what he wants
Queen loved a toad
Well I know that this story has a happy end
Because that lucky frog is my best friend
And ever since he met her he says with a smile
We sure are living our lives in style, he says . . .
A beauty queen, a blue eyed blond
Met her true love who lived in a pond
He’s not a man, not a cat or dog
He’s an average looking frog
She said your looks don’t matter to me
I can see you’ve got a fine pedigree
He’s that frog that gets what he wants
Queen loved a toad
Queen loved a toad
Queen loved a toad
Met her true love who lived in a pond
He’s not a man, not a cat or dog
He’s an average looking frog
She said, your looks don’t matter to me
I can see you’ve got a fine pedigree
He’s that frog that gets what he wants
Queen loved a toad
She really loved him for his brain
All her friends thought she was insane
On his body were warts and tattoos
And he hopped around without any shoes
Still this frog, always treated her right
And she loved him both day and night
He’s that frog that gets what he wants
Queen loved a toad
Well I know that this story has a happy end
Because that lucky frog is my best friend
And ever since he met her he says with a smile
We sure are living our lives in style, he says . . .
A beauty queen, a blue eyed blond
Met her true love who lived in a pond
He’s not a man, not a cat or dog
He’s an average looking frog
She said your looks don’t matter to me
I can see you’ve got a fine pedigree
He’s that frog that gets what he wants
Queen loved a toad
Queen loved a toad
Queen loved a toad
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Jester - In a word, ribbiting! ;D
Aww... happy ending , By Jolly, Wasn't that a nice Jest? Sure, for our behalf
Thanks to Old Man Ribber and Dave for your comments and support.
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