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Song Parodies -> "Clang Me"

Original Song Title:

"Dang Me"

Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Clang Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Well here I am high in the tower peak
Just hangin' like a fool..six days a week
Bored so bad, about to bust
Need Miss Liberty, for her crack, I lust

Clang me, clang me,
Somebody yank my rope,
And bang me
Horny, here in my perch..
Sundays, beckon folks to church..

Guess my job's still better
Than those old bell schmucks
In the school yards..and on fire trucks..
Don't need to put up with the brats and the heat
Got a roof above me, and the view can't be beat..

(But) Clang me, clang me,
If you're a swinger,
Come and swang me..
Won't be happy till I'm tapped
Want my little clapper zapped

Shaggin's a must, forget the religions
Tired of rust and takin' crap from pigeons
As un-animated as mummied King Tut
Desperate enough to settle for that Hunchback nut

Clang me, clang me
I'm King Dong..Jessica, please Lange me
I'm runnin' fresh out'a rhymes,
Someone come and ring my chimes

Please, somebody ring my chimes

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Old Man Ribber - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
One "bell" of a parody! This rings true! ;D
Mark Scotti - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
The "Bell" tolls for you at 5:55!!!
Christie Marie M - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
(Singing with a Roger Miller scat): 'Ring-ring-ring-a-ding-a-ling-a-ling!" I could've sworn that this song "rings" a bell! Yep, your lyrics had quite a "ring" to the OS! Clanging you 555 bells!
Fiddlegirl - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
The Bell of the Balls? ;) 555
LilLindyLu - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
. . as you're goin' down the street in your Big Cadillac, you got girls in the front, you've girls in the back; way in the back you've got your Money in a sack, both hands on the wheel and your shoulders right back . . . . I hear tell you're doin' well and: Good Thangs have come to you. I wish I had your happiness, and you had a doo whack a doo, whack a doo . . . . { x 0 x } I still miss RogerDearest
Phil Nelson - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark stole my comment, but anyway, I hear the bells ringing for this parody!
TJC - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
And headlinin' tonight--AFW--belltin' out yet another ringing success!
Meriadoc - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Never connected salaciousness with bells until now...
Tommy Turtle - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Quite a "swinger" you have there! Just make sure it doesn't get the "clap"-per!
Kristof Robertson - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
bell-issimo! This was very original, a little naughty and wonderfully funny. 555
AFW - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, all...for v & c
Rick D - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
I usually research a title first, but I missed this. Funnier and less naughty than mine.

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