Song Parodies -> "Flings On The Road"

Original Song Title:

"King Of The Road"

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Original Performer:

"Flings On The Road"

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The Lyrics

Tail that's for sale or rent,
Fifty bucks, no more spent
Cool size, great thighs for nets,
Buy 'em packs of cigarettes
They love..old fogies, just like me
Not the punks..still in puberty,
I'm a'...man...in need of their deeds
(Hot trots)
Flings On The Road !

Nice car I'll drive and cruise
Trails..that all the lookers use
Pimps near in pink and fur
"Want..some company?" girls purr
Pull off...park, unlock, and seat
Femmm....i...nity, so sweet..
I'm a'...man...in need of their deeds
(Perfumed)
Flings On The Road !

I know every booty-rear and all of their names
ADC children..don't douse their flames
I Know every hot bod in every town,
And every chick that's hustlin'
When cops ain't around....

(They got)

Tail that's for sale or rent,
Fifty bucks, no more spent
Cool size, great thighs for nets,
Buy 'em packs of cigarettes,
They love...old fogies, just like me
Not the punks...still in puberty,
I'm a...man...in need of their deeds
(Hot trots)
Flings On The Road !

(Hot trots)
Flings On The Road !

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alvin - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment

i howled nonstop....this is magnificent...my fave of the day

Mark Scotti - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's 555.00 for the next road trip!

Timmy1000 - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Good road OS for this road parody - ditto Mark's comment - 555 - this will get you about 11 flings - if they take Amiright points.

Christie Marie M - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Great parody, AFW! Flinging 3 sets of 5's at ya!

2Eagle - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Good red neck parody. I just happened to remember - unfortunately - Jody Miller's housewife version of the OS. "Four kids from one to four, pretty soon there'll be one more.." - get a life, Girl!

< ! ! ! > - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Somehow Sir L'Air , this rings true . . .

TT - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Loved how the flavor of OS was kept while subbing superbly! ... good syl matches. Five hundred Fifty-Five bucks.

AFW - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin, Mark, Timmy, Christie, 2Eagle, and ...and TT

unKnownVotress - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment

As you're going down the street in your big Cadillac, you've Girls in the front and girls in the back , way in the back you're got your money in a sack, both hands on the wheels and your shoulders right slack . . . I hear tell you're doin' well, good thangs will come to you. I wish I had your good luck charm, and you had the Du whacka Du whack a doooo !

AFW - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, LCC...another great lyric by Roger Miller..one of my all time favorite lyricists and performers..and you've written another good parody stanza...you should complete it and send it in..

LittleCupCakes - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment

^ Sir ~L'Air de Farce~ , I did not write/compose the above lyrics, Roger Miller did way back when . . . he had a crazy, loopy way with words ! ! Too bad he died young, Sir.

AFW - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Ohhh, I took a second look...of course,..the genious of Roger Miller...I followed his career, closely.. saw him in person, once..great comedy entertainer and songwriter..shameless plug...see my tribute to him, here http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/rogermiller1.shtml

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