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Song Parodies -> "King of the Prom"

Original Song Title:

"King of the Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"King of the Prom"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Prom is near... Time for wasted money, and time for beer
Tailors to rent a tux
Shoes to match fifty bucks
Cologne, jewel deluxe
Still need a limo Shucks!
Pay cut two flowers, and limo room
Fine for date but it's sure a man's gloom
I'm a king of teens with no green
King of the Prom

Let fun start pour champagne
Our frustration Drinks abstained
With beer drought closed our booze
At least we got a night to lose
I stroke teen hotties, with great mounds
Thwart, "Keep hands off of the gown"
I'm a king of teens who stays clean
King of the Prom

I know every chaperone tries to restrain
Teenaged children from playing sex games
Can't take hands out, keep em off gown
To their shock we ain't blocked
When we hit the town

We fling
Sailors who shored, mindset
Brooms to ride, such suspense
Sex prone at fools events
Aftermath means cigarettes
Cause slut, three hours of acting prude
Guys and dates they're all in the nude
I'm a king of teens with no jeans
King of the Prom!!!!!!!

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Royce Miller - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Love Roger Miller, and your parody is quite good.
alvin rhodes - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
makes me all nostalgic..love this one
hec - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
A little risque for me, but then that's my problem; overall, a VERY good job!
Stephen Harrington - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
555, cool parody.
AFW - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
A Royal good job, here
Anna - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Keep up the good work love. PROM IS THIS SATURDAY! IM EXCITED...ARE YOU?? YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! xD Sorry...too much excitement to containnnnn
Rick C - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one, Matthias. 555
Adagio - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one.
Red Ant - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
"Aftermath means cigarettes" lol. Sounds more like King of the Porn. 5s.
Larry Hensley - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny
Stuart McArthur - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
an amusing picture you paint there, Matthias - 555
Michael Pacholek - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I just hope you won't have "Do Wacka Do" a sequel, if ya know what I mean.
Bernard Pacholek - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael, my deluded little brother, they ALWAYS know what you mean.
Rex - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Why didn't I have this instruction manual back in high school? Enjoyed!
Matthias - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow..... Thanks guys, and Anna my sexy freshman Prom date!!!

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