Song Parodies -> "Killed In The Road"

Original Song Title:

"King Of The Road"

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"Killed In The Road"

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The Lyrics

critter, all pale and spent
doomed...to get squished and bent
no bones, though pools, so wet
where that car and critter met
ah but...
two hours of sun at noon
bakes a...dead-as-hell fat raccoon
its a manic scene...when they scream
killed in the road

big towncar...caused him pain
destination....center lane
ol' conked out stupid moose
i bet he knocked something loose
they've smoked old dobies from the pound
slow, and they ain't long around
its a manic scene...when they scream
killed in the road

they've killed every elk and deer...i've seen the remains
all of the game here...been bashed in the brains
its every rabbit...and every hound
and every duck has bad luck with autos around

i sing...
critter, all pale and spent
doomed...to get squished and bent
no bones, though pools, so wet
where that car and critter met
ah but...
two hours of sun at noon
bakes a...dead-as-hell fat raccoon
its a manic scene...when they scream
killed in the road

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Johnny D - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Sounds like somebody's been getting their kicks along Route 66....or is it Route 555....yeah, yeah, that's the ticket, Route 555.

AFW - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Humerous, with underlying serious tones..extremely well done...The AWL, (Animal Welfare League) as well as, every four or two legged road crosser, out there, should thank you for drawing attention to this problem..top fives

alvin rhodes - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks johnny and AFW

Adagio - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Squished and bent! ewww! A little gruesome for the animals, but fun to sing along with. 5's

Phil Alexander - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Beautifully yeuch-some, Alvin... reminds me a bit of this one in a way: www.amiright.com/parody/60s/rogermiller2.shtml

John Barry - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Excellent syllable matching with the OS. 5s

alvin rhodes - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks adagio, phil (i'll take a look) and john

carol - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

funny and disturbing 5's

Rick C - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Awesome as usual, Alvin. There was a guy in Maine that hit a deer in his home town. Wrecked his radiator so he couldn't drive. He got out and the deer had two broken legs but, otherwise seemed OK. He carried the deer for a mile to a veterinary clinic. Yeah, some people will do anything to save a buck. Oh yeah, fives.

Red Ant - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Morbidly funny.

snsanty - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Great paradoy, reminds me of 'Road Kill Cafe'!

alvin rhodes - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks carol rick (groan-lol) red ant and snsanty

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