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Song Parodies -> "Dam Me"

Original Song Title:

"Dang Me"

Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Dam Me"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Well, here I sit a'teamin with big fish
Ain't nothing in the world says "peace" like this
Banks are muddy, I'm runnin' high
Throw your bait in and give it a try

Dam me, dam me
you oughta take a bridge and span me
Tire swingin' from a tree
When it's hot you'll jump in me

Just flowin' through valleys and little ravines
No cares for life or what it means
Spend my days gurgling in the sun
I got barges floatin' on me that are weighin' a ton

Dam me, dam me
you oughta build a bridge and span me
Rope swingin' from a tree
Summertime you'll swim in me

I see sunsets of red and mountains of purple
Critters sweet and some crazy people
I'm a'carvin out canyons in the sun
My daddy is the ocean and that is where I will run

I said
Dam me, dam me
you oughta take a bridge and span me
Got electricity?
Somebody will harness me

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
dam good...5s
John Jenkins - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Definitely a parody that the Miller family can be proud of, particularly the "sunset" verse. But it's probably not going to become the Sierra Club's theme song.
Meriadoc - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Royce, I like the way you always think outside the box. Or the wier. :-)

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