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Song Parodies -> "(Bleep You) Spafford, (Bleep You) Kristof"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Original Performer:
Roger Miller
Parody Song Title:
"(Bleep You) Spafford, (Bleep You) Kristof"
Parody Written by:
DeeRanged McArthur
The Lyrics
This is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to who Stuart McArthur and Dee Range happen to think are the best parody writers on the planet, bar none...or nuns.
(Bleep you) Spafford... (Bleep you) Kristof
You two bass turds...get me ticked off
Songs are just too...freakin' funny
If you'd teach me how to write I'd give you money
I just signed up...for that contest
I had hopes for...what was my best
Then I saw what...you both entered
And I laughed so hard I just upchucked my dinner
I was wishin'...I wore waders
As I heaved up...mashed potaters
And I feel bad...for my sister
If she'd moved a litle faster I'd have missed her
Now your writing...I can't top it
I come up short...like John Bobbit
I might strike if...you're not guarding
'Cause I know the guys who work for Tonya Harding
You...must...have...
a team of writers
and...a...pack...
of pink highlighters
which...you...use..
to pick the eyes out
of...the...gags that they provide
Please...send...four...
in my direction
to...re...ward...
this genuflection
else...you'll...feel...
my predilection
to...give...1s just out of spite
Are you fathers?...Are you brothers?
All I know is...you're both mothers
That's the first name...that I call you
If I ever said the last it would apall you
In a minute..I'll stop wailing
I'll stop ranting...I'll stop railing
I am reading...someone's letter
Spaff and Kristof, even Weird Al says you're better
You two bass turds...get me ticked off
Songs are just too...freakin' funny
If you'd teach me how to write I'd give you money
I just signed up...for that contest
I had hopes for...what was my best
Then I saw what...you both entered
And I laughed so hard I just upchucked my dinner
I was wishin'...I wore waders
As I heaved up...mashed potaters
And I feel bad...for my sister
If she'd moved a litle faster I'd have missed her
Now your writing...I can't top it
I come up short...like John Bobbit
I might strike if...you're not guarding
'Cause I know the guys who work for Tonya Harding
You...must...have...
a team of writers
and...a...pack...
of pink highlighters
which...you...use..
to pick the eyes out
of...the...gags that they provide
Please...send...four...
in my direction
to...re...ward...
this genuflection
else...you'll...feel...
my predilection
to...give...1s just out of spite
Are you fathers?...Are you brothers?
All I know is...you're both mothers
That's the first name...that I call you
If I ever said the last it would apall you
In a minute..I'll stop wailing
I'll stop ranting...I'll stop railing
I am reading...someone's letter
Spaff and Kristof, even Weird Al says you're better
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All hail The Mighty Spaff and The Kosmic Kristof !
and thank YOU Dee for allowing my 10% contribution to claim 50% of the credit!
Very good spoof on the unfair competition provided by that pair. Of course, most of the rest of us struggle to raise our game to the level of Stuart and DeeRange, as well.
And I don't want to be a song writer police, but can't we give a little love to Allan Sherman?
And I don't want to be a song writer police, but can't we give a little love to Allan Sherman?
A classic parody of a parody classic...funny with a capitol F
hilarious......but roger miller ?
Holy blinkin' heck!! I'm.....stunned.....and honoured. Thanks, you brilliant specimens of humanity. To be thought of in the same sport, let alone the same league, as the Spaffmeister is really thrilling. I'm chuffed that you enjoy my work...but the truth is, when I AM writing well, it's only because the inspiration of so many great authors (including you two degenerates) keeps forcing me to lift my game. The downside...now I've got to ensure that I don't make liars out of you. Seriously, Dee and Stu...thankyou so very much. Oh, needless to say, this was a LOL, ROFLMFAO piece of work. 555+
:-) Liked the "waders" verse best.
Excellent job you two! Spaff and Kristof are favorites of mine too but, you guys are no slouches either (IMHO). I like the mix of nuts at this site. 555
I share these sentiments. Please share these fives.
I could tag along on the "so many great authors forcing me/us to lift my/our game" angle here and list a bunch of names besides Spaff and Kristof who regularly place in the SOTM, but instead I'm gonna plug for two of the best that has never entered a SOTM (possibly the best regular contributors never to have done that): Steven Cavanagh and Bob Gomez. [MODE END RESTORING THE BALANCE TO THE FORCE]. :-)
Boy, I sure wish I could blame somebody for the lack-of-sleep mistake I made putting Roger Miller as the original author...but I can't. I guess after submitting my King Of The Road parody yesterday I still had Roger on the brain. But then again, I only listened to this about 1000 times as a kid, and how could anybody be expected to remember the original author with such limited exposure? Mea Culpa. Thand Gad this is onlu mustake I'll make the rest uf mi life lol
(Bleep) you, Dee Range...(Bleep) McArthur
Love that verse where...you're a barfer
I'm delighted...But poor Kristof
Getting lumped with me, not Claude, I'm sure he's pissed off
Love that verse where...you're a barfer
I'm delighted...But poor Kristof
Getting lumped with me, not Claude, I'm sure he's pissed off
One of the very best tribute parodies ever posted, well deserved by both honorees. And may I add:
Dee and Stuart...This was awesome
You eat platesfull...Then you toss 'em
Thanks to Kristof...And to Spaffy
O the F I'm R-ing on M A and L-ing!
Dee and Stuart...This was awesome
You eat platesfull...Then you toss 'em
Thanks to Kristof...And to Spaffy
O the F I'm R-ing on M A and L-ing!
I'm sooo lame... I wish that I might
Haave theiir brain... then on amiright
I could be
the dude, the real 'in thing'
Like spiffy Spaff the spoofing king...
Haave theiir brain... then on amiright
I could be
the dude, the real 'in thing'
Like spiffy Spaff the spoofing king...
Flawless verses and me-lo-dy. Quite a spiffing lil' pa-ro-dy. Lots of jokin' has been spoken So taken 5s here as appreciation tokens!
and thank YOU Spaff for irreversibly planting the "McArthur/barfer" rhyme in everybody's brain....grrr....
nicely done Bob and Steve, and thanks everyone else, especially Dee! ;-)
nicely done Bob and Steve, and thanks everyone else, especially Dee! ;-)
Earth to Stuart, Calling Dee Range
Think you might have, lost all you brains
Just in case you, hadn't noticed
Dee got 3rd in the SOTM contest
Oh and by the way I triple 5 vote this. ;-)
Think you might have, lost all you brains
Just in case you, hadn't noticed
Dee got 3rd in the SOTM contest
Oh and by the way I triple 5 vote this. ;-)
Thanks everyone for the kind comments, and to Stuart for making this what it was, a tribute to two mighty kings of this sight who give us all so much to laugh at day after week after year.
Hilarious job you two! (And Spaff's comment for rhyming Kristof/piss-offed) - I may never stop laughing!
oh no that darned 411 guy's been and gone
thanks Merry, and on that Kristof/pissed-off rhyme, from memory that WAS Dee's original rhyme in line 2, but as it was being composed on the message board, 'pissed' became 'ticked' (as it does) and it then got submitted like that - doncha love these little details?
thanks Merry, and on that Kristof/pissed-off rhyme, from memory that WAS Dee's original rhyme in line 2, but as it was being composed on the message board, 'pissed' became 'ticked' (as it does) and it then got submitted like that - doncha love these little details?
SOB!! CRY!! Darn Stu, I guess we failed miserably. The 411 vote has sent me back to therapy, so I won't be available for the forseeable future to write anymore...at least the next hour or so...so this partnership is hearby officially terminated....(until the next time you'll agree to lend your awesome talent to my meager thoughts!)
Seriously, thanks again for doing this...you rock, mate!
Seriously, thanks again for doing this...you rock, mate!
Just found this gem, Dee... WOW~!
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