I'm a ghost and I think it's pretty cool
I'm so proud to be any shape I want
And I boo with a very scary voice
And I float through everything in the way

I adore being nude all of the time now
What are they gonna do, arrest me?
I don't know who I was anymore
But it really doesn't matter anyway

Oh I never comb my hair now
And I don't like to brag or boast
I float around, scare everyone
I enjoy being a ghost

And then I turn invisible
Look at nude people coast to coast
An out of body experience
I enjoy being a ghost

No you can't get me for what I did
I'll go and I'll haunt you in a dream
Might show you how things were or will be
And I never ever have to touch my face

I think casper's way too friendly
I fly 'round universe daily
I love the freedom that becomes me
When it happens to you, you'll like it like me

I'll show up every halloween
Though candy goes through me like toast
I decide if I want to be seen
I enjoy being a ghost

I like to race downhill boulders
Or revenge on who I loathe most
I can't tell if it's warm or colder
I enjoy being a ghost

I'm there at the nudist resorts
I blend in a bit more than I should
I blame it on nature's and my full moon
And I always do everything I could

Enough singing this already
Feel like scaring someone again
I'll be in the movies and tv
And they'll wonder if it was real, yes it was me