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Song Parodies -> "Prepared Kitchen Things"

Original Song Title:

"A Few of My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Rodgers & Hammerstein

Parody Song Title:

"Prepared Kitchen Things"

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The Lyrics

An idea for a musical formed itself in my mind. This si one of the numbers based on an established tune (I will have to get permission someday if I ever get this done) but here is the parody. It takes place in a commercial kitchen in a Nursing Home.
Prepared Kitchen Things

(A Few of my Favorite Things)

The turkey is purple; potatoes Au Gratin
The apples are moldy; the oranges are rotten
Grind it all up into flavorless mush!
Here's your food residents; eat it and hush!
All sorts of diets here; a chance to be cruel!
gluten free oatmeal and diabetic gruel!
laxatives plenty for coiled shit rings...
These are but some of our prepared kitchen things!
Meat's on the menu but fresh isn't done here!!
Canned sludge with sauce; a potential for fun here!
tonnage of salt in our fake onion rings..
nothing's too good for our crazed ding-a-lings!

When the State checks, coat this train wreck
So we'll survive!
We vacantly follow our mindless regs...
And in the end, we'll thrive!!

Check out the menu; tonight it's Red Beans and Rice
Residents will explode; laundry cries 'Jesus Christ!'
CNA powerless; call lights will ring!
They'll pay the price of prepared kitchen things!
Fake cheese on tacos and salsa that's flavorless
Mass constipation as residents savor this
Stopped up bowel crisis; enema's by the case
Shield self or it'll explode in your face!
Fill them with vitamins so that they are glowing...
Smelly brown brussels sprouts; perfect for throwing!
bedpan to shield from this latest gross trend...
The brown ones they come for the opposite end!

When the bell tolls; crunchy dinner rolls
beyond even bad...
We'll make more prepared kitchen things
And then the residents will be glad!!!!

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