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Song Parodies -> "Anal Vice"

Original Song Title:

"Edelweiss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rodgers & Hammerstein

Parody Song Title:

"Anal Vice"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

In June, the Supreme Court struck down anti-sodomy laws. Since then, I've been trying to convince my significant other that the best way to protect these new freedoms is to exercise them. But, alas, she's soooooo 20th century. Anyway, here's to the ruling...
Anal vice
Anal vice
Squads no longer arrest me
Pick those fruits
Work those glutes
'Cause the high court has blessed me!

Awesome! The law bummed me out - for years
In arrears - however:

Now it's nice
Ain't no vice
I'm behind you forever!
Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Claude Prez - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Ass-tounding. Bootyful. Rim-arkable.
Wild Man - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Very Original.
Spaff.com - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Wild: I'll assume your comment was directed at Claude 4 Prez's comment, which was better than the actual parody and, um, kicked ass. Thanks, guys.
sk12er boi - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Didn't the original come out before the 60`s? (if so, it would go under misc)
Spaff.com - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, speaking of anal... The Sound of Music opened on Broadway on Nov 16, 1959, so I suspect that the cast album wasn't released before 1960. The modestly successful film and its soundtrack were released in 1965. So if Edelweiss doesn't qualify as a 60s song, then spank me. No, really.
sk12er boi - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Well thanks for the info. I was not aware of that. (Of course, it was before my time.)
Spaff.com - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Mine too. You're welcome.
ChuckyG - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I think your lead-in comment was way funny.. probably even better than the parody itself.. personally, I'm happy to see the google ads on the side haven't picked up on the most repeated word on the page to run keyword targetted ads..
Wild Man - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah those google ads are oughta site Chuck. Guy and I had a huge chuckle over em.
ChuckyG - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah, sometimes they're really funny.. some of the anti-Clinton parodies have had excellent ads run next to the parody
Wild Man - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL.................. Indeed ChuckyG
If anyone needs an instant belly laugh. Check this out. Search for Hilary Clinton parody by Billy Florio then read the GOOGLE ad about unique gifts........... I'm Dying Here.... You just got to see it for yourseives
Spaff.com - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow - a comment from Lord Chucky. I'm honored. I agree that the Google ads add additional punch lines to each page. This one's currently displaying an ad for "JarJar The True Story." Not sure how that relates to "Anal Vice" - maybe 'cause he's a butthole.
Jeff Reuben - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought your comment at the top was pretty funny too!
Johnny D - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny stuff - no if's, and's, or butt's about it.
Spaff.com - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Jeffaroo and Johnny Deet - What an ass I've been! Way-belated thanks for your comments.
Mr. X - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, this was a good one; seems like I either missed it or didn't bother to read it earlier. Either way, I'm commenting now, and will vote 5s.
Spaff.com - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, X. I actually can't believe this parody is still getting anal-yzed. Heh heh.
Bush League - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job, and 5's all 'round, so I'm not trying to be cheeky, but how's a newbie supposed to understand where the 'sexual content' line is drawn 'round here?
Agrimorfee - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Submitted in 2003, based on the comments log here. ChuckyG made a no-sex rule in February or March 2004. But I think this one would pass. (I mean...you know what I mean...):)
Spaff.com - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Aggro: Thanx for filling in for me during my absence. Bush League: He's right - this was submitted before prohibition. Besides, I see it more as a PG-13 than an R or NC-17. BUTT (heh heh) I don't work for the MPAA.
pre-wipe tally - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing - 13 fives, 1 four, 1 one Funny - 14 fives, 1 one Overall - 14 fives, 1 one
Apricot - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
NOOOOO! I was gonna do one of the same title!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Too bad, you're only thirteen months too late! The introduction was a brilliant way of... introducing... this m-arse-terpiece. Sodomise this! 5s
Apricot - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nooooo!
Spaff.com - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ralphing Brat: Will do. Thanx.
Apricot: Hey, if you really want an anal vice, go ahead and tighten one in there. Don't let this stop you.

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