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Song Parodies -> "Facebookin'"

Original Song Title:

"Barefootin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Parker

Parody Song Title:

"Facebookin'"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Everybody get off your tweets!
Your Instagrammin' seems so incomplete!
Put down the GameBoys and PS3's--
Let's social network till eyeballs bleed!

We're Facebookin'!
We're Facebookin'!
We're Facebookin'!
We're Facebookin'!

Went to a Starbucks the other day,
Samsungs, iPhones in full array--
Venti Latte and a refill or two,
I was scrollin' my feed as if it was news!

I was Facebookin'!
I was Facebookin'!
I was Facebookin'!
I was Facebookin'!

Hey iPad girl with your oatmeal scone!
Updatin' that status all night long!
Commentin' up your BFF's posts!
Emoticons with cliché-ass prose!

You Facebookin'!
You Facebookin'!
You Facebookin'!
You Facebookin'!

Musical interlude: tapping on screens, slurping

Called and emailed my sister Sue,
Sent five or six texts, left a voicemail or two,
"I'm on Facebook, and how 'bout you?
We haven't spoken since 2002!"

Now we Facebookin'!
Now we Facebookin'!
Now we Facebookin'!
We Facebookin'!

We Facebookin'!
We Facebookin'!
We Facebookin'!
We Facebookin'!
We Facebookin'!
We Facebookin'!

(She posts pics of croutons...)
©Bob "Let's Share Gluten" Gómez 2014

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Jonathan - December 31, 2014 - Report this comment
the Face(book) of the future! Happy New Year! 5's
Guy - January 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Bob, Long time it has been. Just letting you know that I am still alive and kickin' and plan to start writing again in the near future but I have a task of love and devotion that I must portray in parody form before I post another parody. This is a parody type that AIRFORCEWON is so well known on the site for doing whenever that occasion is observed. You all will understand when it is written. My dilemma is that nothing seems to be right for this labor of love.

Great parody as is how I remember your writing skill, so well honed and finely polished. High fives and I wish you and yours well in this New Year. And while I'm at it a Happy New Year to all my fellow AMIRIGHTERs who have known me since by debut on the site in June of 2003 to now. I'm coming back and I'm gonna rock this site again.
John Lomain - January 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Thought this was funny and I don't use any social media sites

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