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Song Parodies -> "Who Really Cares?"

Original Song Title:

"La Bamba"

Original Performer:

Ritchie Valens

Parody Song Title:

"Who Really Cares?"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

After watching an hour of E!, I came up with this. Original Song:
Who really cares about Lindsay?
Or all those tools from New Jersey
On the TV, and who cares about Britney?
And that Hannah Montana, I mean Miley
The cameras, the cameras
The cameras, the cameras show everything
Show everything
Show everything

What happened to all the heroes?
Now we are stuck with the zeroes, Kardashian
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton

Drive me crazy
Stop it for me

Who really cares about Gaga?
Or Ashlee with her nose job?
It don’t phase me, Heidi and Spencer-please stop
Heidi and Spencer- please stop, you’re bugging me
The cameras, the cameras.

Who really cares ‘bout Mel Gibson?
Or LeBron leaving Cleveland
So annoying- like the Bachelorette drama
Or that Jon and Kate Gosslin- do you hear me?
The cameras, the cameras
The cameras, the cameras are everywhere
They’re everywhere
I just don’t care

Dear TMZ
Please don’t bug me
You annoy me

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   11

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Old Man Ribber - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
HEY ABBOTT!! One thing I DO care about...clever parodies like this one. Good work! ;D
BabyRuth - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
But they give us so much material. ;). Loved it!
Mark Scotti - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
555 more!!
Matthias - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
My favorite line in here: "Or LeBron leaving Cleveland" I honestly couldn't care less and I'm from Cleveland! This one was great Abbott!
Bilbopooh - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Great collection of folks we've been hearing waaay too much about lately! Nice job!
Guy - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment

I've been wanting to parody this OS for years and have started working it countless times. I see now how you made it work. I need to change my strategy. Excellent apathetic parody. I love it.
Peter Andersson - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
It's a very good parody in its own right but it's also a much, much shorter and somewhat blander take on very much the same theme that Matthias won an SOTM with earlier this year, I liked it, I did, but it's not my winner in this round.
Mark Scotti - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - The paparazzi got you again! LOL
Andria - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM July 2010) Great job, one of my favorites in this round, and I don't give a tin sh*t about celebrities or Hollywood, with the exception of Star Wars. I did when I was younger, though, and one could say that my hairstyle, for instance, is a reminder of the first couple seasons of "Felicity". It has not changed in over 10 years. 5s.
Below Average Dave - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Very interesting, simplistic, but then with this OS who can blame you--I like it overall.
bobpiecheese - August 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Join the club, I only wish we had jackets. I care so little about the celebrity news, there are some names in here I don't even recognize! 55 for you, sir!
Red Ant - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Apathy for the win! Great parody, and glad you only had to watch an hour of crap to make it. Big 5s

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