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Song Parodies -> "Tell Vanessa I Love Her"
Original Song Title:
"Tell Laura I Love Her"
Original Performer:
Ricky Valance
Parody Song Title:
"Tell Vanessa I Love Her"
Parody Written by:
jwjsr1992
The Lyrics
Vanessa and Jonny were lovers
He wanted to give her everything
Flowers, presents,
But most of all, a wedding ring
He saw a sign for a stock horse show race
A thousand dollar prize it read
He couldn't get Vanessa on the phone
So to her mother, Jonny said
Tell Vanessa I love her
Tell Vanessa I need her
Tell Vanessa I miss Her
Tell Vanessa I shall kiss her
Tell Vanessa I may be late
I've something to do, that cannot wait
He drove his car to the horse racing grounds
He was the youngest rider there
The crowed roared as they started the race
Around the track they drove at a deadly pace
No one knows what happened that day
Or how her horse overturned on him
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck
With his dying breath, they heard him say
Tell Vanessa I love her
Tell Vanessa I need her
Tell Vanessa I miss Her
Tell Vanessa I shall kiss her
Tell Vanessa not to cry
My love for her will never die
Now in the chapel where Vanessa prays
For her poor Jonny, who passed away
It was just for Vanessa he lived and died
Alone in the chapel she can hear him cry
Tell Vanessa I love her
Tell Vanessa I need her
Tell Vanessa I miss Her
Tell Vanessa I shall kiss her
Tell Vanessa not to cry
My love for her will never die
Tell Vanessa I love her
Tell Vanessa I need her
Tell Vanessa I miss Her
Tell Vanessa I shall kiss her
Tell Vanessa not to cry
My love for her will never die
He wanted to give her everything
Flowers, presents,
But most of all, a wedding ring
He saw a sign for a stock horse show race
A thousand dollar prize it read
He couldn't get Vanessa on the phone
So to her mother, Jonny said
Tell Vanessa I love her
Tell Vanessa I need her
Tell Vanessa I miss Her
Tell Vanessa I shall kiss her
Tell Vanessa I may be late
I've something to do, that cannot wait
He drove his car to the horse racing grounds
He was the youngest rider there
The crowed roared as they started the race
Around the track they drove at a deadly pace
No one knows what happened that day
Or how her horse overturned on him
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck
With his dying breath, they heard him say
Tell Vanessa I love her
Tell Vanessa I need her
Tell Vanessa I miss Her
Tell Vanessa I shall kiss her
Tell Vanessa not to cry
My love for her will never die
Now in the chapel where Vanessa prays
For her poor Jonny, who passed away
It was just for Vanessa he lived and died
Alone in the chapel she can hear him cry
Tell Vanessa I love her
Tell Vanessa I need her
Tell Vanessa I miss Her
Tell Vanessa I shall kiss her
Tell Vanessa not to cry
My love for her will never die
Tell Vanessa I love her
Tell Vanessa I need her
Tell Vanessa I miss Her
Tell Vanessa I shall kiss her
Tell Vanessa not to cry
My love for her will never die
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