Came here for recreation
In my Starfleet Uniform
Saw the Borg and the Federation
Oh look, there's Michael Dorn

His autograph is what I was seeking
So I had to wait in line
That's when I heard these two guys speaking
Argument coming from behind

I turned to see a Klingon there
Right off of a movie page
A Romulan got in his face
And said, "Get back in your cage!"
And the Klingon began to rage! (Uh oh!)

Batt'leths coming out
At the Star Trek Convention
People falling down
At the Star Trek Convention
Klingons and Romulans
More than I care to mention
They're all brawling here
At the Star Trek Convention
At the Star Trek Convention

(guitar solo)

Woke up in the hospital
Bandaged up, and I know why
It seems I bobbed when I should have weaved, yeah
Took a phaser blast in the eye

I thought it'd be real friendly
Just some harmless fun
But when I saw the phasers
I knew that we were all done
'Cause they weren't set on stun! (Oh no!)

Batt'leths coming out
At the Star Trek Convention
Green blood all around
At the Star Trek Convention
Klingons and Romulans
More than I care to mention
They're all brawling here
At the Star Trek Convention
At the Star Trek Convention