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Song Parodies -> "Fullerton Man"
Original Song Title:
"Traveling Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rick Nelson
Parody Song Title:
"Fullerton Man"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Fullerton is a house brand line of well-made, good-sounding, imported guitars sold by Music123.com. Recently, all Fullerton guitars (mostly solid-top acoustics) were put on sale at clearance prices averaging about 100 dollars, leading to a serious case of Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS).
(instrumental intro)
I'm a Fullerton Man,
Collecting guitars, made from 'round the world.
And on many guitars I've bought, they've got
Fancy abalone and pearl.
Kingwood spruce and maple 12-string, lovely to see;
Has a loud sound, you know.
And I even own its 6-string brother, too
Plus the Cumberland jumbo.
Music123 had a big markdown;
New guitars, my heart did yearn.
Aquisition Syndrome; although it's wrong,
None did I return.
Dreadnought solid wood beauties, named Brigantine,
And Montclaire, sound so right.
Own enough to stock a band, but still bought to see
If the Greenwich sounded bright.
(instrumental break)
Music123 had a big markdown;
New guitars, my heart did yearn.
Aquisition Syndrome; although it's wrong,
None did I return.
Dreadnought solid wood beauties, named Brigantine,
And Montclaire, sound so right.
Own enough to stock a band, but still bought to see
If the Greenwich sounded bright.
Oh, I'm a Fullerton Man...
Yes, I'm a Fullerton Man...
(repeat refrain and fade)
I'm a Fullerton Man,
Collecting guitars, made from 'round the world.
And on many guitars I've bought, they've got
Fancy abalone and pearl.
Kingwood spruce and maple 12-string, lovely to see;
Has a loud sound, you know.
And I even own its 6-string brother, too
Plus the Cumberland jumbo.
Music123 had a big markdown;
New guitars, my heart did yearn.
Aquisition Syndrome; although it's wrong,
None did I return.
Dreadnought solid wood beauties, named Brigantine,
And Montclaire, sound so right.
Own enough to stock a band, but still bought to see
If the Greenwich sounded bright.
(instrumental break)
Music123 had a big markdown;
New guitars, my heart did yearn.
Aquisition Syndrome; although it's wrong,
None did I return.
Dreadnought solid wood beauties, named Brigantine,
And Montclaire, sound so right.
Own enough to stock a band, but still bought to see
If the Greenwich sounded bright.
Oh, I'm a Fullerton Man...
Yes, I'm a Fullerton Man...
(repeat refrain and fade)
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