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Song Parodies -> "McDonald Park"

Original Song Title:

"MacArthur Park"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Richard Harris

Parody Song Title:

"McDonald Park"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

Why is McDonald's Playland park only for little kids - here is a bigger kid who decided it wasn't.
Grimace never waiting to cuss, hurl,
I am one step ahead,
As I wallowed in a trance.
Between Mac's Playland stages
And obsessed, above hot covered tunnels,
Tyke who griped at first glance.

McDonald's park I felt I should embark,
Crawl while meat, enticing, turning brown,
Someone left a shake out, I disdain,
I don't drink so I can make it,
On the slide as i might break it,
And I'll never get to rest and pee again, oh no.

I recall a Big Mac to digest,
Nuggets that I crave,
Fries renowned, around to please,
The turds of ten more babies in the Lands,
I'm too old when playing "Trek" ers on my knees.

McDonald's park I felt I should embark,
Crawl while meat, enticing, turning brown,
Someone left a shake out, I disdain,
I don't drink so I can make it,
On the slide as i might break it,
And I'll never get to rest and pee again, oh no.

I will be there all day long, it's free
And I will not quit,
The Hamburglar kind of screams, you see,
McCheese will sling sh*t,

I will slink and hide, not rage and storm
And never let you catch me, though I weigh a ton,
And after crawls and shoves give me strife,
After brawls and shoves give me strife,
I'll still have my fun.

I will take a knife into Playland and I'll abuse it,
Though it is just plastic, no surprise, I just confuse it,
I will have the fun that I desire
And my session gives me slivers in my thigh,

And after crawls and shoves give me strife,
After brawls and shoves give me strife,
I'll be stinking of poo and ordering pie.

McDonald's park I felt I should embark,
Crawl while meat, enticing, turning brown,
Someone left a shake out, I disdain,
I don't drink so I can make it,
On the slide as i might break it,
And I'll never get to rest and pee again, oh no.
Oh no!

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alvin - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
great concept and execution.....this is one of my most hated songs so it thrills me to see it mutated
Mark Scotti - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Really clever, and oh, so true... As a father of 4, I've lived it..
AFW - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
A really good McParody
Timmy1000 - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Mark and AFW. Alvin, this is a hated song for me too. This one makes about as much sense as cake out in the rain.
Leo Keough - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
This deserved a wider audience!...Nifty job of rhyming and lots of really LOL funny lines!!!...555!!!
Cody Slusher - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Very Good.
Silver Power - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Good McJob on this one, I loved the whole parody... 5s.
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Like Matthias' in ths round...I just don't get it...sounds like a bunch of random jottings. Maybe it's the weather, or what. Sorry.
Guy - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05M)

If you forget your take-out don't complain.
And your drink you should not shake it,
Cause the bubbles so will quake it,
As your taking on this questerty - playland.

I can't complain about what others call random jotting because I have often thought of doing this OS. I have never given it a shot so I don't know that I could do any better. I'd definately have my "guyspeak" up for this one and probably get really dinged bad for it. You gave it a good shot, Timmy.
Timmy1000 - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Guy - liked the verse above; that would fit too.
Mark Scotti - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Like I wrote in my earlier, I can relate! I took on Micky D'd myself in : http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones161.shtml
Max Power - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Grimace weighs 555 pounds.
Leo Keough - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(M)...Already commented and voted above...Liked it even better the second time!!!
Matthias - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
This was a pretty hilarious idea, and a great title sub to boot... It's the obvious one but nobody's thought about it until YOU!!! All in all this was another great work by you, keep 'em coming!
Below Average Dave - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Fun parody Timmy, a little editing would have put this way over the top, as is it will compete for a spot in this closely contested letter, keep this up and you'll be on the podium in no time.
bobpiecheese - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) A little bit more thought would've made it brilliant, but as is it's pretty good. I particularly like the line "Crawl while meat, enticing, turning brown" in the chorus. Speaking of which, varying said choruses does wonders. 555!
Timmy1000 - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all on comments; hopefully, they'll help on future contests - the bar is high for these but it helps to see the comments and go through the others. I'll be in some from time to time, but I don't have near the number to choose from yet.

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