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Song Parodies -> "Dharmaville Park (TV show Lost)"

Original Song Title:

"MacArthur Park"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Richard Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Dharmaville Park (TV show Lost)"

Parody Written by:

Mr Find

The Lyrics

It is the year 1977 and the locale is in and around the settlement of houses commonly referred to by Lost fans as Dharmaville (but surely called "Dharmaville Park" by any real estate agent worth his salt.) Jack wants to dentonate an H-bomb because, as physicist Daniel Faraday had theorized in his personal journal; this will reset everything that happened from the flight of Oceanic 815 in the year 2004 going forward, therefore they will end up back in the future as if none of their travails on the Island had ever happened. Other options explored for Jack and his freinds, like staying in 1977 and joining the enemies of the DHARMA Initiative (called The Others), are not palatable to Jack........ The central theme of the song is about Jack trying to convince Kate to go along with this Faraday plan. Just like in the season finale episode, Jack and Kate share a fond memory of when Kate stitched up a wounded Jack on their first day on the Island. But if the Faraday plan works then this will never have happened, and they will be total strangers who were both once on the same rather uneventful plane flight.
SUNG BY JACK SHEPHARD

Now was never's waiting for us, Kate
It's just one step ahead
If we follow on this plan

Between the parted pages, his best guess
If the bomb is ignited
Then we were spared this land

Dharmaville Park is gonna' get a spark
All our misery then falling down
Faraday left this plan - let's take its reins
I don't think that I can take it -
As an Other I will not make it
And we'll never have this opportunity again
Oh, no!

I recall the way you were dressed
Stunned me like a wave
On the ground while I bleed

Stitching me like draperies with your hands
Playing doctor with a doctor
by the sea

Dharmaville Park is gonna' get a spark
All our misery then falling down
Faraday left this plan - let's take its reins
I so think that we should take it
On a Workman's rep' I will stake it
And we'll recover our true destinies again
Let's go!

There will be another go, you see,
This bomb will bring it.
There will be a resetting, you see,
Come to think of it.
We won't think of now when this is done
And never let Jin catch me looking at wife Sun -
Cuz' after all I would like a long life
Of all the loves of my life
Livin's still number one.

I will take the bomb into my hands and I will use it
I will sense the fury in their eyes and I will refuse it.
I will have the things that I desire
When this H bomb blows us back forward in time.
Then after all the loves of my life,
After all back on Eight One Five.
One of them wasn't you-
Just someone on the flight...

[Break: Michael Giacchino and the Lost Symphony Orchestra get groovy on us while the detonation of the bomb scene plays out.]

Dharmaville Park's now melting into dark
All these memories are shutting down
Faraday left this plan - we took its reins
I don't think that he would fake it
Pretty sure it wasn't half-baked spit
'Cuz that would be one messed-up recipe, then...

[Jack switches to his soprano voice.]
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!
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Timmy1000 - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Pacing on this is rough at times, but as a fellow Lostie, your story is impressive. Also, this was an excellent choice for the Lost tale - very epic.

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