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Song Parodies -> "Came A Lot"

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Original Performer:

Richard Burton (Broadway Show song)

Parody Song Title:

"Came A Lot"

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The Lyrics

It's true! It's true! when I was seventeen
My climaxes could really make the scene

Each sexual drive was strong and almost routine
The flutter of an eye would get me hot
No matter if the girl was fat or too lean
I Came A Lot..

These days my life is colder than December
Excitement means warm slippers and a cot
But blazing scrotum fires, I remember
I Came A Lot..Came A Lot! Came A Lot!

Unlatched one handed each brassiere,
Always Came A Lot, Came A Lot
My other one held beer.

Wee Willie sprang up tall when I had one down
Before next morning seven more would cheer
Now, past my chair, they trot
Old broads with veins that clot
They'd prob'ally all die of heart attacks to hear
I Came A Lot..

Came A Lot! Came A Lot!
Past eighty, now I pause
But, I Came A Lot!, I Came A Lot!
Warren Beatty, once I was

Don't let this no hair, snow hair, skin dome fool ya'
Though now, by nine p.m. I disappear
Nobody was as hot
At Grotto used to Grot
Compare him to me, and Tommy Lee's low gear

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Yoidy - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
The good times never last. 555!
Matthias - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I came to bring you fives!
Michael Pacholek - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I wonder who the King is doing tonight...
TJC - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Title of the Day! I loved the way you masturfully built the drama to a a delicious poignancy in stanzas 2 and three, backed off to let us regroup in four through six and then expertly brought us to a shattering literary climax in stanza seven!
John Barry - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Begging to be done, and you did it regally.
alvin rhodes - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
well, i'm just gushing over this one
Jack Wilson - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Agrimorfee - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought of this years I regret not jotting down the idea! You did it justice.
PMS - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I dub thee "Sir Lance-A-Lot". You ought to write one called "If Ever I Should Cleave You (or Ewe)"
AFW - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Yoidy, Matthias, Michael, (you've almost hit on my tomorrow's entry title)..............thanks, TLC, John, alvin, Jack, Agrimorfee, and PMS..good title idea, there

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