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Song Parodies -> "Camel-pot"

Original Song Title:

"Camelot"

Original Performer:

Richard Burton

Parody Song Title:

"Camel-pot"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

It's true! It's true! Hist'ry records it clear
They smoked wacky tobaccy way back here..

They'd burn green plants in old King Arthur's sauna
Or roll it up and puff on it a lot
In those times, never called it marijuana,
Smoked Camel-pot..

Not really much to do Jan. to December
Just sat around and whipped the slaves a lot
So they would toke their lips with burning ember
Smoked Camel-pot..

Camel-pot! Camel-pot!

They hid their stash in vase or jar
It was Camel-pot, pure and hot
Could float them to a star..

No vice squad cops to ever run a sting-op
Or undercover action happened here
All drug pushers could plot
Their deals at any spot
And heavy gut deep inhaling made lungs cheer
For Camel-pot!

Camel-pot! Camel-pot!
All royalty would clamp their paws
On good Camel-pot, troubles blot..
Had no legal laws
No snow or crack cocaine to nudge a thrillside
Rome air was always foggy'd up, not clear
But puff, they may have not
If they had known they got
It's main ingredient from a camel's rear
That's Camel-pot!

Camel-pot!

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WarrenB - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Very funny. And I suspect there were plenty of munchies at the round table. And ashtrays.
AFW - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Warren...good point
John Barry - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Reminds of the Cheech and Chong bit in which one of them was smoking dog doo after the other had cleaned up the dump of the dog that had eaten the stash.
AFW - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, John
alvin - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
i'd walk a mile for some camel pot
AFW - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...ha, ha,..great line there..

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