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Song Parodies -> "Wonder What Burger's King Is Doing Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"I Wonder What The King Is Doing Tonight"

Original Performer:

Richard Burton

Parody Song Title:

"Wonder What Burger's King Is Doing Tonight"

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The Lyrics

Wonder what Burger's King is doing tonight ?
That randy royal-tease who don't look just right
Do doubt with Ronnie Mac gaily cuddling tight?
That's prob'lly what the king is up to tonight

I'll bet he needs a shower
Reeks like a B.O.'d flower
As his slinkiness and kinkiness is shared
Well, we all know what that King is doing tonight
He's paired!

I mean the king who hawks the fast food
Looks like a real nerd and no class dude
Beneath his weird clothes lurks a pedophile:
Vile !

I have no doubt, nude..he likes to paddle
Would not be above doing cattle
It shows right thru his frozen evil grin
Sin !

I mean that perverted red suit King
Looks like he's just had a bed toot thing
For his low leg tights and those so strange shoes..
Boos !

We know what Burger's King is wanting tonight
A sex perverted mate he's out hunting tonight
His sick addicted mind is lusting up inside
He's hoping he will find some Whopper male bride
To roust
And rape !
The grin-
-ing ape !
That's what Burger's King is doing tonight..

It's what Burger's King is doing tonight..

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Jason - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked this. Good job. 555
alvin - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
i specifically avoid burger king because that king is so creepy...glad someone lambasted him
John Barry - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
This is great! Those BK ads with the king wearing his demented perpetual grin are truly disturbing.
littleCupCakes - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Duke o'Edge, Sir you really have Whopped the Male Bride/Groom, B-King & R-Mac . . . Well-written, but the images of these two FAT-Food giants is . . .well just appalling, Sir L'Air .
2Eagle - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
IYou will look like that if you eat their food - 555.
AFW - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
Dr Music - September 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Hillarious song. And you're right John, there is something deeply unsettling about that king character.
PMS - September 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I haven't been to BK since that weirdo starting appearing in their commercials. Anyone remember the old Burger King who sang "I'm the marvelous magical Burger King. I can do most anything"?
AFW - September 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dr. M. and, I don't recall the other king...I guess, BK believes in negative advt. or reverse psychology by using this current mascot...they may be right..look how irriatating the "Head On" pitch was and it worked and increased sales, according to reports.
Dr Music - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
You're welcome. That mascot does creep me out. Although the only thing that scares me more are those Subway ads.

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