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Song Parodies -> "Hardaches By The Number"

Original Song Title:

"Heartaches By The Number"

Original Performer:

Ray Price

Parody Song Title:

"Hardaches By The Number"

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The Lyrics

Amex sues CEO for 241 G, that he's accused of spending at a "Scores" gentlemen's club
Hardache number one was when he saw her
As he stopped off at "Scores" that fateful day
And Hardache number two,
Was when she shimmied the pole
She smelled cash and he threw bills away..

Now he's got Hardaches By The Number,
Trouble there at 'Scores"
They say he spent a "Quarter Mill"
Lap dancin' with some whores
Yes, he's got Hardaches By The Number,
That's really high priced fun
He got drunk, and just stopped countin'
Now his CEO job's done..

Hardache number three was when he woke up
And heard the cable news on Tv play
His pissed off wife was leavin'
With her ...suitcase all packed
He couldn't think up no excuse to say..

Recalled those Hardaches By The Number
Partyin' at "Scores"
They say he spent a "Quarter Mill"
Lap dancin' with some whores
Now he's got Headaches By The Number
And payin' for the fun
Got so drunk,. he just stopped countin'
And his CEO job's done..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
and the number in question is FIVE....nice job on this one
carol - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job. very entertaining to read.
Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll overlook the fact that the best known version was by Guy Mitchell in 1959, and give you rating number five.
stuart mcarthur - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
so he's a big tipper - what do they care? - nice one AFW - 555
AFW - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael...maybe Guy Mitchell's was better known in the pop field...but Harlan Howard wrote the song for Ray Price in the country field...and he recorded it first.....Thanks, Stuart

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