Song Parodies -> Hardaches By The Number
| Original Song Title: | "Heartaches By The Number" |
| Original Performer: | Ray Price |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hardaches By The Number" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Amex sues CEO for 241 G, that he's accused of spending at a "Scores" gentlemen's club
Hardache number one was when he saw her
As he stopped off at "Scores" that fateful day
And Hardache number two,
Was when she shimmied the pole
She smelled cash and he threw bills away..
Now he's got Hardaches By The Number,
Trouble there at 'Scores"
They say he spent a "Quarter Mill"
Lap dancin' with some whores
Yes, he's got Hardaches By The Number,
That's really high priced fun
He got drunk, and just stopped countin'
Now his CEO job's done..
Hardache number three was when he woke up
And heard the cable news on Tv play
His pissed off wife was leavin'
With her ...suitcase all packed
He couldn't think up no excuse to say..
Recalled those Hardaches By The Number
Partyin' at "Scores"
They say he spent a "Quarter Mill"
Lap dancin' with some whores
Now he's got Headaches By The Number
And payin' for the fun
Got so drunk,. he just stopped countin'
And his CEO job's done..
As he stopped off at "Scores" that fateful day
And Hardache number two,
Was when she shimmied the pole
She smelled cash and he threw bills away..
Now he's got Hardaches By The Number,
Trouble there at 'Scores"
They say he spent a "Quarter Mill"
Lap dancin' with some whores
Yes, he's got Hardaches By The Number,
That's really high priced fun
He got drunk, and just stopped countin'
Now his CEO job's done..
Hardache number three was when he woke up
And heard the cable news on Tv play
His pissed off wife was leavin'
With her ...suitcase all packed
He couldn't think up no excuse to say..
Recalled those Hardaches By The Number
Partyin' at "Scores"
They say he spent a "Quarter Mill"
Lap dancin' with some whores
Now he's got Headaches By The Number
And payin' for the fun
Got so drunk,. he just stopped countin'
And his CEO job's done..
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 4 |
|
4 |
|
4 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
and the number in question is FIVE....nice job on this one
nice job. very entertaining to read.
I'll overlook the fact that the best known version was by Guy Mitchell in 1959, and give you rating number five.
so he's a big tipper - what do they care? - nice one AFW - 555
Thanks, Michael...maybe Guy Mitchell's was better known in the pop field...but Harlan Howard wrote the song for Ray Price in the country field...and he recorded it first.....Thanks, Stuart
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/rayprice0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 166
16 Biggest Hits album at Amazon.com
The Essential Ray Price (1951-1962) album at Amazon.com
San Antonio Rose album at Amazon.com
Burning Memories/Touch My Heart album at Amazon.com
Night Life album at Amazon.com
Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
