Song Parodies -> "Lead The Choir Jack (2)"

Original Song Title:

"Hit The Road Jack"

Original Performer:

"Lead The Choir Jack (2)"

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The Lyrics

Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar
No more, no more, no more, no more
Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar no more
Shut up Ralph!
Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar
No more, no more, no more, no more
Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar no more

Oh Ralph, Oh Ralph, don't be such a thick fool
You're the densest kid I know way back at school
I guess if we're all free
I shall resort to savagery (Merridew)

Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar
No more, no more, no more, no more
Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar no more
Shut up Ralph!
Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar
No more, no more, no more, no more
Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar no more

Now boys, listen boys, I'm chief chorister and cool
So I'm saying bollocks to these rules
Don't care if you do, 'cause it's understood
You have no sympathy and you just ain't good
Well I guess if we're all free
I shall resort to savagery (Merridew)

Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar
No more, no more, no more, no more
Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar no more
Shut up Ralph!
Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar
No more, no more, no more, no more
Lead the choir Jack and don't you hunt boar no more

Ralph! (don't you hunt boar no more)
Please shut up! (don't you hunt boar no more)
I can sing C# (don't you hunt boar no more)
You know we need meat (don't you hunt boar no more)
Oh now, Ralph (don't you hunt boar no more)
I'm not going to play any longer (don't you hunt boar no more)

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Jonathan Spurlock - June 12, 2021 - Report this comment

It took me a moment to realize this was another nod to "Lord of the Flies" by Golding. Jack certainly did "stick" to his desires, didn't he? Now for something about Samneric and their adventures. . . 5X3 from me, BTW!

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