Song Parodies -> "What A Curious Stool"

Original Song Title:

"What A Wonderful World"

Original Performer:

"What A Curious Stool"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I'll always remember the great Ray Charles for "What A Wonderful World", which I've been humming or thinking about since I heard the sad newsflash this
afternoon. Here's my amiright-style tribute to Mr. Ray Charles, may he rest in
peace.

I see things of green, red chunkies, too
I see them float inside my loo
And I think to myself what a curious stool
I see blobs of brown that look all right
And try to recall what I ate last night
And I think to myself what a curious stool
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
They're all on my feces although this I deny
I see friends shaking heads saying "funny doo-doo"
How did that blue stuff get in my poo?
I flush, bye bye, I see it go
Right down the drain, it seems to glow
And I think to myself what a curious stool
Yes I think to myself what a curious stool
Oh yeah

Parody copyright
Mason Resnick.

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Kristof Robertson - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

A s***ting...I mean, fitting tribute to the great man....I think (???). Even recently deceased people don't get no reprieve from you, do they Mason? Anyways, heres 3x5 for ya.

Bush League - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

This is a tribute?

Ray - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for nothing!

Phil Alexander - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Er... when did you move next to that nuclear power station? I thought this was really good. No shit.

Paul Robinson - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

RMason - Well, you are likely demented for writing this. But it made me think of Ray Charles and smile and appreciate his many gifts to all of us just one more time and, as some fellows from Liverpool once said, "you know that can't be bad". So I must classify this as truly a "moving" piece ("piece" of what I won't say) and give you 5's.

MasonR - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

I wrote this outa love--really! Ray Charles' music always made my happy, and still does. Paul Robinson hit it on the head--it was really meant to serve as a reminder of Ray Charles' contribution to humanity, which was, IMHO, very significant (unlike this parody :-) ). I hope Ray's up there laughing with us and nobody take offense.

FAT BASTARD - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

"HEY! AHH DINNA EAT CORN!!!"

Leah Lockhart - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Grand prize for scatology. By the way, why are your friends looking at your poo???

twister sisters - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment

It was gross. We loved it.

Meriadoc - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Loved it! Maybe next you could do a rendition of "Crusted!" ;-)

MasonR - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm surprised--nobody noticed the innacuracy? The original song was done by Satchmo--Louis Armstrong!!! Just wanted to see if you were listening! :-)

Paul Robinson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

MasonR - actually, when I first saw the original song title I was thinking of the Satchmo version, but Ray MUST have sang it , too. I'm pretty sure I remember hearing him do a version of it somewhere, sometime or other. Of course, you can choose whichever original version you want to base your parody on.

Leo Keough - January 04, 2009 - Report this comment

555 - I can't believe there were only two voters ahead of me after 4 1/2 years - I laughed so hard I had to make a bathroom run myself - What's wrong with you people? Don't you have any sense of humor????

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