Oh, it's Mayan time, the end, you must believe me
I decree that fateful day looks very nigh
Go to hell,on that day foretold, I'm snarling
That's it's woebegone galore, it's Mayan time

Now you bay it's nonsense, fake, it's smart to ponder (ponder)
But those fears are not in vain, you'll quake in woe
While above, skies blue forever blow, prolong fear
Won't forgive, you flee, your bum's dead and cold

Oh, it's Mayan time, the end, there's no reprieve here
You will pee, that yellow pee makes pants not dry
I can smell the brown trail, it's moldy, jarring (yeah now)
That it bakes, it's strong, I roar, it's Mayan time

Now the rain will pound and stun, you'll be much wetter
Tortuguero zapping you in slime and gore
There's no cure, won't be fun, numb in your sorrow
Mayan time departs, you're screwed, you can't ignore

Oh, it's Mayan time, the end, you will be grieving
Guaranteed to bring decay, look to the sky
I foretell that the grey will be alarming (a fright now)
So I drone, so long, done for, it's Mayan time
So I drone, so long, done for, it's Mayan time