Watch the road Jack
And don't you run a red light
No more, no more, no more, no more
Watch the road Jack
And don't you drive on the curb
No more, no more, no more, no more
Watch the road Jack!
Because incurance prices are beginning to soar!

Oh woman, Oh woman
Stop that nagging if you know what I mean
I can drive with out your scream
But I guess if you say so
With a stop sign I better slow. (That's right!)

Watch the road, Jack
And don't you create road kill
No more, no more, no more, no more
Watch the road Jack
And don't you get in an accident no more (What you say?)
Hit the road Jack!
And don't you get a flat
No more, no more, no more, no more
Watch the road Jack
Because the cops are starting to explore

Oh honey listen
Don'tcha bug me today
You know I have a case of tooth decay
(Solo of the annoying wife)
This car is brand new
And it's understood
That your no longer driving
In Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
(Solo driver)
Well I guess if you say so
I'll have to stop hitting things and slow (That's right!)

Watch the road Jack
And don't you get a flat
No more, no more, no more, no more
Watch the road Jack
And don't cut of the ambulance no more! ( That's okay!)
Watch the road Jack
And don't you sidewalk drive
No more, no more, no more, no more
Watch the road Jack!
And don't you go in the wrong lane no more!
(Well...)
And don't you go over a skunk no more!
(That wasn't today!)
And don't you drive drunk no more!
(Ish don't belive *hic* you)
And don't you run red no more!
(You can't mean that!)
Because cops are getting to explore!
(What'd you say?)
Because hospital prices are begging to soar!
(If I keep this up I'll be dead)
Because you can't get decient price insurance no more!
(...and you get the idea)