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Song Parodies -> "Crusted"

Original Song Title:

"Busted"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Crusted"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Geez -- what can one say about a parody like this?
I don’t wipe when I poo so with dried number two I am crusted.
I never shampoo so I’m dandruff-draped, too, yes, I’m crusted.
People take a dim view when the food that I chew
on my chin does accrue and when vomit I spew
remains where it flew ’til it dries there like glue and I’m crusted.

Snot drips from my nose -- I don’t bother with blows, so I’m crusted.
I leak from my hose and have jam ’twixt my toes, yes, I’m crusted.
I don’t smell like a rose, more like trash, I suppose.
Many people propose that I bathe but, Lord knows ,
that’s a plan I oppose. Tho’ it garners me foes I’ll stay crusted

A woman I wooed, when she ogled me nude cried “You’re crusted!”
It ruined the mood -- from her bed I was shoed ’cause I’m crusted.
People claim that I’m crude, have a bad attitude
but I think they’re just rude and I shall, tho’ I’m booed,
with spittle-dewed food and the crud I exude stay crusted.

Yeah, I’m crusted.
Folk’s’re disgusted
I’m stayin crusted
[fade]
Lilting along with the same melody … If folk’s say that I pong / with an odor quite strong / that’s my right, am I wrong? / ….  © Stan Hall 12/16/2008

can one say about a parody like this?Lilting along with the same melody … If folk’s say that I pong / with an odor quite strong / that’s my right, am I wrong? / …. :-) © Stan Hall 12/16/2008

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alvin - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny and quite vivid to boot
Timmy1000 - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Just got back from heaving to give it a big 555; now if I can just get those images out of my mind. Very demented!
Tommy Turd-le - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Perfect follow-up to your gasterpiece, "I've Gusted", and since you're too modest to plug it, I will:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/raycharles32.shtml
... equally well-written prequel, with equal taste ;-)
TJC - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Perfectly paced n' punchy wordsmithery with some crazy-fun rhymin'... as to the subject matter? Ol' Ray's lucky he's blind!
Stan - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for the nods, all. BR>
And TT - thanks for the plug. As log as we're plugging its derivatives, you may as well have a gander at the 1st of my AIR-posted spins on this OS (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/raycharles31.shtml), whose topic is in another realm entirely. :-)

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