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Song Parodies -> "I've Gusted"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Busted"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"I've Gusted"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

When on peanuts I’ve snacked indigestion’s attacked and I’ve gusted,
Oh, the pain that has wracked my poor innards, gas-packed, ’til I gusted!
Folks’ve said I lack tact, but relief’s what I’ve lacked
’til with muscles unslacked my intestinal tract
has like gunfire ack-acked and with fetid impact, I have gusted.

Tho’ know they’ll “reprise,” I still eat goober peas and I’ve gusted
at socials and teas, then said “Pardon me, please, for I’ve gusted.”
But with nostrils a-squeeze, making comments like these --
“Alright, who cut the cheese?” “Crack the window, and please,
let us let out a breeze!” -- people nastily tease when I’ve gusted.

I’ve cleared many a room when a loud bowel boom says I’ve gusted
and a putrid perfume has eyes brimming with rheum ’cause I’ve gusted.
Still I’ll always consume that Fabaceaeous legume
tho’ it’s spelt social doom: when I’m near folks presume
there’s a flatus a-loom and they flee with a vroom! e’re I’ve gusted.

Whew, what a smell!
Well, what the hell?
I say “Farewell!”
© Stan Hall .... and speaking of matters methane, I'm reminded of Gillette Burgess's doggerrelly-deprecated magenta mooer. Perhaps in the current context Mr. B. would rhyme thusly: I've never seen a puple poot / And hope I’ll never sight one / But you can wager all your loot / I’d sooner see than light one. / :-)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Fabulous flatulence parody!
Agrimorfee - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Ogden Nasheous as well gaseous! 555
alvin - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
so vivid i could smell it
AFW - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
You blew me away with this ballad of bloated intestinal fortitude...extra credit for all the extra internal rhyming and the great pacing..a big phhhttt 555
Invisible Boy - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Let not the subject matter overshadow the excellent rhyming and pacing on this one. Very well done.
Harry - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
That one "blew me away", Stan. Great job of parodying one of brother Ray's greatest hits. All 5s.
ladyCupCakes - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for bringing back Ray Charles ! His music does remind me of many happy times in the ~ Kamelot Years ~
Tommy Turtle - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment
What could I add that hasn't already been aired? ... only something you'd probably rather I not air :) ... esp. echo Agri and AF. Very poopular topic here at AIR (smell the irony in the acronym); done a few myself (parodies, that is, not... well, OK, maybe a few), but so long as we're trading plugs (I guess we'll get through each other's catalog one plug at a time), how 'bout Brother Ray on a different topic, one closer to my "heart"?
UnKnownVotress - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I got a Cowboy, way over town, that's good to me ! Oh yeah! . . He give me honey, both day & night. He's my Drover; I hold him tight. I got a Cowboy, way over town that's good to me . . .
Stan - November 30, 2008 - Report this comment
UV - but for the Cowboy part, I'd've thought 'twas Ray himself singin' comments at me. :-)
Judy Lind - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard I damn near "gusted"!

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