Need the Road Jack,
To jack up my car, right now, right now, right now,
Right now..
Need the Road Jack,
Looks like the front tire's gone flat
(What you say?)
Need the Road Jack,
To lift up my car, right now, right now, right now,
Right now
Need the Road Jack, to raise up this car right now

Hey, Woman, hey woman, don't you be so mean
Tell me where's the jack, in the trunk, ain't seen
I saw it there last week
But, it ain't in there now, Monique (That's right)

Need the Road Jack,
To lift up this car, right now, right now, right now,
Right now..
Need that Road Jack
Can't find it no way, no how
(What'd I say?}
Need my Road Jack,
needs changin' right now, right now,
Right now, right now
Need the Road Jack
That paper thin tire went pow!

Now Honey, listen Honey, doncha' blame me this way
How did I know rubber'd blow today?
Be prepared for flats..yes, I know I should
But, at least we're in a nice neighborhood..
Saw it in there just last week,
But, it sure ain't in there now, Monique (That's right)

Got no Road Jack,
To lift up this car, right now, right now, right now,
Right now..
Got no Road Jack,
To crank up this car right now
(What you say?)
Need the Road Jack
There's sweat on my brow, my brow, my brow,
My brow
Want that Road Jack,
You better produce or Pow!
(Well?)

(Monique:)
What chu' sayin'?
You ah riddickle-us, you'awl button yo booze hatch..don't'cha be blamin' me fo yo' mistaykes, Kracker!
Now, chill, Honey...I'm sorry Chitlin'..don't mean to be yellin' on you, on you, on you..
(YOU DUMB!!)
Who me?
(Tha's right!!)

Ain't no Road Jack,
So, fetch tha' big can a' Air Supply, Supply,
Supply, Supply..
Ain't no Road Jack, So, latch on tha' Air Supply..
(What you say?)
Ain't no Road Jack,
Start fizzin' tha' can a' Air Supply, Supply,
Supply, Supply..
(Well?)

Well I'll be! It worked!