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Song Parodies -> "Gastronomy Francais"

Original Song Title:

"Astronomy Domine"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Gastronomy Francais"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A revison of Gastronomy Francais. Apparently the accents don't work. Forgive me.
Dining in Paris est tres facile
Nous cherchons un restaurant. Je t'invite.
Pour a glass of vin
And let's begin, "Est-ce que vous desirez aujourd'hui?"
Start off with some brie cheese
Beaucoup des croissants, a lil' porc pate
Filet mignon, it's so much fun!!!!
(Oh, la , la, la, oh, la, la, la...)

Desserts a-plenty
Eclairs, get some creme brulee
Wow! Wow!
No more fare or I'll explode everywhere!
(uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh....)

Paris et Versailles et our hometown
We got some good French food around
Julia Child's cookbook is on the shelf
Don't know if I can do it myself!

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Phil Nelson - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Still tre bon
Christie Marie M - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Tre magnifique parodie, Mademoiselle Carly! I also made a French based parody found here at: Talk about Parody a la carte! And appetizing as the food from your lyrics that I could deeply indulge in! Cinq, cinq, cinq!
Old Man Ribber - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I'll share my recipe for escargot with you. I'll send it snail-mail! ;D

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