Song Parodies -> "Gastronomy Italiano"

Original Song Title:

"Astronomy Domine"

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Original Performer:

"Gastronomy Italiano"

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The Lyrics

I want to grant a special thanks to Agrimorfee after reading his version of the OS covering Mexican food

Eat some bruschetta, antipasti
Pour some olive oil on your plate next
Pour a glass of vino
While you're sitting at the table al fresco
Risotto and mushroom
Truffles and capers and calamari
Gorgonzola, and polenta!
(accordian sound)

Fresh clams and linguini in a bowl
Parmesian sprinkled liberally
Garlic Pomodoro
Anchovies Asparagus and prosciutto
A cup of espresso
Pandoro, gelato and spumoni
Limoncello and amaro
(accordian sound)

Casa marzu
Maggots, swimming , in the goo--
Wow! Wow!
Larve becoming intestinal
(uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh....)

Piedmont Tuscany and Sicily
Italy's full, very diverse
Sardinia and Calabria
Chef Boy Are Dee need not apply

trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Agrimorfee - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Yar, yar! :D. Thanks for the nod, Tim! I question the validity of your maggot stew there, but abbondonza on the whole ragout there. What's next, "Gastronomy South Korean"? :)

John Barry - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment

All parodies should be in Italian. So much easier to rhyme. I like you menu.

alvin - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment

nicely done......cool OS

littleCupCakes - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Polenta always ruled on the Campagna !

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