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Song Parodies -> "Down, Down"

Original Song Title:

"Downtown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Petula Clark

Parody Song Title:

"Down, Down"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

True story: I was at a conference having dinner with coworkers. One female colleague asked another, "So, how's your Volvo?" The second female colleague looked down at her own crotch and answered, "Fine! How's yours?"
When you're all horny and your wife is a porny actress
You may go
Down, down.

Married or single, when you feel cunnilingual
If it helps, guys blow
Down, down.

A place to occupy your time if she's not very pretty--
Finger those internal organs, figure-eight the clitty--
So much to do!

Don’t bite, you muff-diver, there
You can inspect all the vulva, and labial fare, then go

Down, down--
Face is your plate and fork!
Down, down--
Raw marinated pork!
Down, down--
Hairy thing's waiting for you!

Don’t think it’s pervy, it's like slurping a Slurpee,
It's a taste acquired:
Down, down.

Straddle a sofa, in the back of a tow truck,
You could end up mired
Down, down.

Don’t mind about the pubic hair that's caught between your molars--
And when you come up for air you'll sound a bit like Grover,
Horsey and yet--

In spite of twat-spicy air
And some detectable bubbles, just pull up a chair, and go

Down, down!
Sashimi's free tonight!
Down, down!
Waiting for you, get right
Down, down!
Your gums'll be a sight now!
Down, down

Down, down
Down, down

And after six or seven hours your jaw is getting sore, but
In return you just might get a hand job and some more butt!

Don't get confused--
There's more than one hole down there,
And if the rectum is thumbed, redirect your attempts to go

Down, down!
She will be grateful you're
Down, down!
While she's prostrated, you're
Down, down!
Hairy thing's splayed before you!

Down, down

Down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
©Bob "A Fellated Memorial Day" Gomez 2020

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Connie Linctus - May 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Whenever I wanted my man to do his oral duties, I'd put "Grazing In the Grass, its a gas" on the turntable, but now I think I"ll use this.
Bob Gomez - May 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks, Connie. Another good one is "Come and Go With Me": "...down, down, down, down, dum-be-do-be down..."
Neal Downeater - May 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Hey GOMEZ!! Ya hear the one about the Mormon who performed oral on his wife in public .... only to see his standing in the community take a nosedive?
Bob Gomez - May 27, 2020 - Report this comment
HEY, NEAL! Thanks for that joke. Another true story: I was attending a task force meeting at the county level. We were reviewing the announcement for the next month's meeting, and I said, "Wow, I bet we're going to get great attendance at that one." The chairperson asked why and I said, "Well, apparently it's being held at the Pubic Library."

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