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Song Parodies -> "Brown Mounds"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Petula Clark

Parody Song Title:

"Brown Mounds"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My one sweet tooth is achin',
Makin' me ruth-less for
A chocolate fix,
Brown Mounds..
I got the squirmies,
Like a bucket of wormies,
Can't control tongue licks.
Brown Mounds..

I visualize the wrapping, tasty, graphic, and so pretty
Breaking up and melting on my tongue, in Kansas City
Must find a store..

Where they have this candy stocked,
Before I start to blow bubbles,
Snap my underwear, and go
"Brown Mounds!"
Somebody bring me some,
"Brown Mounds!"
Craving rich flavor from
"Brown Mounds!"
My whole mouth is gettin' numb for...
(Brown Mounds)

I'm feeling bound up
Like a spring, I am wound up
Sniffin' with my nose, Brown Mounds
Someone nearby,
Must have a pack, so I'll ask 'em
Hey Pal, give me those, Brown Mounds..

It's racing fast, my heartbeat's like a kettle boiling over
I'm sweating like I'm in a match with Anna Kournikova
I need my Choc's..

I'm seein' that white light shine,
Somebody slip me a couple, look under your chairs, I need
Brown Mounds, superbly oval shaped
Brown Mounds, sculptured and swirly draped
Brown Mounds, Superman, swoop down, caped, now!
(Brown Mounds, Brown Mounds)

Brown Mounds,
(Brown Mounds)

Why can't I find somebody kind, who's not all bored and leisure?
Someone who will act and cease my candy craving seizure
Be Charles in Charge..

Think I just saw a bar, there
I hear it's crinkly unwrapping - now, tasting the choclate glow
Brown Mounds, Heaven is in my mouth
Brown Mounds, Lee won the civil south
Brown Mounds, Gone is my candy drought, now (Wow!)

Brown Mounds, (Brown Mounds)
Brown Mounds, (Brown Mounds)

Brown Mounds, (Brown Mounds)

(fade out)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Misleading title, but 555 anyway!!! My mouth was watering for some other "mounds" ;-)
AFW - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Which was my witchery intent...thanks, Rob
John Barry - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
This had me chocolaughing!
AFW - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...good new word, there,
Jonathan - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
thank God this was about chocolate! 555
Peregrin - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Like Rob, I thought it was too good to be true! Top parody nonetheless!
2Eagle - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Bet you can't eat just one. How 'bout some on coconut?
Meriadoc - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Brown Mounders, how come ya taste so good?
anondria - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
100 Grand bars are more my style, but good parody.
AFW - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jonathan, and pere, 2Eagle, Meri, and Anondria..
Lifeliver - December 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry for late comment. Have 555 g of insulin. Choc full of good lines, but I especially liked the 'middle eight' ('It's racing fast ...')
AFW - December 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, LL

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